Leo was in the yard mapema sana as there was one delivery ya mariakani to make, kampata the new receptionist kwa ofisi kamsalimia niaje Matina, akakondoa macho juu akaniangalia with a question mark in her eyes akaniuliza nimesema nini? Ngai, acha nistuke after kurealise my mistake, her name was Georgina and in my unconscious mind had christened her Georgina Matina after our village queen and this morning it came out.
Had to think fast ndio maneno isiharibike, I said niaje Nadina, you remind me of my Rwandan girlfriend who left for the Netherlands tukiwa karibu kuoana, “ohh” akatulia, “nipe story yote” akasema. So I spun a story of how alikua afanana na Nadina na kutoka aje hii kampuni been meaning to tell her but had never had the chance, as she gave me the keys to the truck kamuambia “but you much more beautiful than Nadina” akainama akacheka kajua its just a matter of time hii Matina niikamue.
On the way to the parking kakumbuka jana usiku niliita manager wa bar flani Meffi Ghasia Takataka after alikataa XTigi ile kubwa as collateral for bill ya 2300 saa zile tulishtukia eti Mpesa iko chini, its not a bar I frequent and had gone there for a business deal as we watched football na hio noogle ikasema hio ni phone ya 1200 hawes chukua. 001 kumekua kubaya nikienda out usiku siwes beba Samsung yangu, have lost so many phones nikilewa. I ended up leaving my spare tyre. After collecting my tyre nikitoka Mariakani hio bar sitowai kanyanga tena, btw is Mpesa back.
Kaa niwewe ulipea Georgina Makena jina Matina utume paybill baadaye, our Georgina in the office has just texted akisema Drive Safely.
Which ktalk lingo have you ever used and did it get you into trouble?
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