Hii social media sasa imekuwa upuss! Yaani sasa mtu hawezi tomba malaya na amani? You cant send money to another woman without worrying about screenshots! Kwanza hii telegram itamalisa sisi wanaume.
My boy Anto last week ameangukia kadeal mzuri, wallet ikanona on a Friday 2pm! Unlike most of you bastards mtakimbia the nearest watering hole, and contribute to ulevi sacco. Anto alienda home, next day being saturday, shopping kiasi, watoto kupelekwa nyama afternoon. By nine walikuwa wamerudi kwa nyumba.
Anto akaamua hii ugonjwa inaitwa onegina inahitaji matibabu. Na macho zilikuwa chafu pia, zinahitaji kuoshwa. Jamaa huyo some backstreet pub nairobi mahali ladies hupatikana, called some guy called Fredi. Waakamua wachafue mbaya. This is where the story takes a dynamic shift hutawai amini. And nope, hawakuibiwa!
Now apparently anto akiwa home on a sunday nursing a hangover, wife akachomoa picha huyu ni nani?? As usual, kuruka is a national sport for men. But kwa akili he was like shit, thats the chic I banged last night. Akalenga. Two mins hazikuisha, picha ingine wakipigwa lapdance. “Mbona unasema humjui na ndio huyu anawashika makende mkiwa na fredi?” Hapa ndio sasa your balls shrink!!! How the fuck is this possible?
Now hii ndio ile final blow that gives a boxer instant knowkout, Screenshot za Mpesa payment zikatumwa. Anto has paid 16K to club xxx. Hiyo haikuleta shida sana. The second one ndio ilikuwa mambo byaad. 7 k sent to Roseline muuza punany. Anto had spent almost 30k that night. Bibi karibu akate anto’s makagari if is werent for the neighbours. End of story.
Critical analysis: Now apparently those pictures were sent to antos wife via telegram with the username @kabwaree3. Anto is a shrewd businessman, but sidhani ako na maadui hiyo design. That means haters have found means of literally fucking up your life. Forget deadbeats and kilimani mums shenanigans, yaani sahii naeza tumia bibi yako all sort of filth to separate you and you wont know its me. What a great time to be alive! Fuck telegram and social media.
PS: Mpaka waleo haijulikani who sent those telegram messages (na si fred, pia yeye aliingia kwa noma) . And yes, the wife left. But as the swahili saying goes, kikulacho ki nguoni mwako. That person is one of antos friends, but we will never know who it is.