Kuchomewa Picha!

Sex & Relationships
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Hii social media sasa imekuwa upuss! Yaani sasa mtu hawezi tomba malaya na amani? You cant send money to another woman without worrying about screenshots! Kwanza hii telegram itamalisa sisi wanaume.

My boy Anto last week ameangukia kadeal mzuri, wallet ikanona on a Friday 2pm! Unlike most of you bastards mtakimbia the nearest watering hole, and contribute to ulevi sacco. Anto alienda home, next day being saturday, shopping kiasi, watoto kupelekwa nyama afternoon. By nine walikuwa wamerudi kwa nyumba.

Anto akaamua hii ugonjwa inaitwa onegina inahitaji matibabu. Na macho zilikuwa chafu pia, zinahitaji kuoshwa. Jamaa huyo some backstreet pub nairobi mahali ladies hupatikana, called some guy called Fredi. Waakamua wachafue mbaya. This is where the story takes a dynamic shift hutawai amini. And nope, hawakuibiwa!

Now apparently anto akiwa home on a sunday nursing a hangover, wife akachomoa picha huyu ni nani?? As usual, kuruka is a national sport for men. But kwa akili he was like shit, thats the chic I banged last night. Akalenga. Two mins hazikuisha, picha ingine wakipigwa lapdance. “Mbona unasema humjui na ndio huyu anawashika makende mkiwa na fredi?” Hapa ndio sasa your balls shrink!!! How the fuck is this possible?

Now hii ndio ile final blow that gives a boxer instant knowkout, Screenshot za Mpesa payment zikatumwa. Anto has paid 16K to club xxx. Hiyo haikuleta shida sana. The second one ndio ilikuwa mambo byaad. 7 k sent to Roseline muuza punany. Anto had spent almost 30k that night. Bibi karibu akate anto’s makagari if is werent for the neighbours. End of story.

Critical analysis: Now apparently those pictures were sent to antos wife via telegram with the username @kabwaree3. Anto is a shrewd businessman, but sidhani ako na maadui hiyo design. That means haters have found means of literally fucking up your life. Forget deadbeats and kilimani mums shenanigans, yaani sahii naeza tumia bibi yako all sort of filth to separate you and you wont know its me. What a great time to be alive! Fuck telegram and social media.

PS: Mpaka waleo haijulikani who sent those telegram messages (na si fred, pia yeye aliingia kwa noma) . And yes, the wife left. But as the swahili saying goes, kikulacho ki nguoni mwako. That person is one of antos friends, but we will never know who it is.

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Who took the pictures?

Who took the screenshots?

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huyo anto ali bleki hata kidogo? coz hizi zote zinaweza patikana tu mtu akikua na access to his phone.

maybe the wife has mirrored his phone…

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Walikuwa tu anto na fred that night. Somebody was using those incognito cameras kama zile za @Kidinyi
And the were very clear despite clubs beeing poorly lit

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Shida sio telegram.
Shida ni hawa bunch of cvunts huleta photography paree kwa bar, alafu bahati mbaya ukue hapo next…unaona sura yako kwa mharo. Bar’s should ban that crap asap

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let me guess, club bavon

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Na screenshots je?

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kama bibi went for good after this it means she may have had a private investigator on his ass having suspected for long iko kitu.

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hapo ndio story haileweki. Kuna kitu anto hatuambii.

That phone was compromised mahali. Labda alichew.

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:D:D:D:Dsawasawa

how does that even happen,itabidi msee awe anachat ufala na anaformat simu ama kuletwe “disposable phones”

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Too many coincidences in this story make me sense wife had hired private investigators. Anyway, patia mzito Anto pole mbili zangu. Moja ya kumpoteza bibi na ingine ya kulipa 7k downtown mahali naskia na wadau hapa wakisema bei ni 200

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Kuwa kama Mimi. Apantambua shoshomedia

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vitu zingine unafanya where cameras are not around…mimi hata kwa party nikupate unipiga picha yenye sitaki lazima utaidelete

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Out of zile miaka zote nimeuza pombe…no matter how desperate I would like to make a sale sijawai elewa kwa nini mwanaume anaweza kunywa pombe worth 16K.

sipendi kuona mtu akiwaste pesa na pombe.

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This story doesn’t add up. I can confidently say that Anto kuna story mob sana hajasema he is only giving an explanation that favors his side…

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I like the way women ask’ “huyu ni nani?” as if she expects a straight answer

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doesn’t add up. too many inconsistencies. my guess is that those screenshots and pics were NOT sent to the wife. This chap went home and being in his comfort zone blacked out. voila ndio huyo bibi alone na simu ya nugu !

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huyu alilala na bibi akachukua screenshots akajitumia… maybe even the pictures kwa club zilichukuliwa on his phone wakiwa auto pilot kwa club he does not remember. 16K divided by three people downtown ni pombe mob sana they must have blacked out

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haha pay attention to the niggas around you especially wenye huweka simu juu ya meza kwa watering holes

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Guys you’re missing the point clearly, ‘onegina’ is a real problem that the government should address, cc:dutch embassy