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  1. Wechez

    Wechez Senior Villager

    Tafadhali wakajiji hope kuna Daktari lakini asikuwe Wa miti shamba. Jana nimekula ka nyama I mean matumbo SAA hii na drive nonstop Yaani niko na diarrhoea. Kunyamba ni shida coz inakuja na gurumo za radi na zinachafua suruali. SAA hii nime maliza ile tissue roll kubwa ya 35 ile huuzwa rounder ya kariobangi.wacha nikimbie kwa choo kubielo nakuja kumalizia hekaya
     
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  2. 123tokambio

    123tokambio Village Sponsor

    Hii sio hekaya, more like umeffi thread....
     
  3. Wechez

    Wechez Senior Villager

     
  4. Wechez

    Wechez Senior Villager

    Its not umefii ni kuhara hadi rectum inawasha
     
  5. dagitare wa mitishamba

    dagitare wa mitishamba Senior Villager

    Unataka utibiwe na nani...ama uende India. Tumesoma ata cc
     
  6. Colombo-Combolo

    Colombo-Combolo Village Elder

    ati, tissue ya bangu "karoishada" hiyo yote
     
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  7. Wechez

    Wechez Senior Villager

    Ngori breathe SAA hii nimehamia kwa gazeti
     
  8. shikoti

    shikoti Senior Villager

    toa umeffi hapa
     
  9. Wechez

    Wechez Senior Villager

    Leta ukojo basi kuma nyeusi
     
  10. Deorro

    Deorro New Villager Staff Member

    Kunywa maji kwa wingi, you will be fine
     
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  11. Philip J. Fry

    Philip J. Fry Village Elder

    Kula matumbo tena to counter the problem.
    An eye for an eye .
     
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  12. shikoti

    shikoti Senior Villager

    really.thats what you really thought waeza andika.
     
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  13. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Ahahaha! Kwani muharo pia huwa na kutoa lock?
     
  14. Philip J. Fry

    Philip J. Fry Village Elder

    Inaitwa counter attack.
     
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  15. pamba

    pamba Village Sponsor

    Kuendesha ni kitu mbaya, yaani unakonda na siku moja.
     
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  16. Quadro k4000

    Quadro k4000 Village Elder

    Angusha hekaya Afande, na si ya South B
     
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  17. Quadro k4000

    Quadro k4000 Village Elder

    :D:D:D, mwambie badala ya tissue, atumie maigoya
     
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  18. Eng'iti

    Eng'iti Village Elder

    Peleka kiti karibu na choo ukae uko. Meffi
     
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  19. SnazzyKenyan

    SnazzyKenyan Village Elder

    Kwani alikula matumbo ya nguruwe?.kikikii
     
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  20. Alchemist

    Alchemist Village Elder

    I hope hauko Mombasa, Unaeza shitukia ni kipindupindu