Kufa Dereva kufa makanga

In the 90s there was a story about a pickup with a maasai dance troupe heading to state house for a state function. Those days state functions were a big deal and everyone wanted to please Moi (kiss ass) because you’d probably go home with a bundle of cash.

On their way one ndauo suggested they practice badala ya kuzubaa na safari from umaasaini ni ndefu. Everyone thought it was a good idea so it didnt take long before they were all in a deep, vocal resonance and yelps of “mmmmh…yi! Mmmmh yiyi!” Typical of maasai cultural warriors. If you’ve seen maa (caroline motoko said it this way) dancers, you would know they jump very high one by one trying to outdo each other. They jump gloriously high with a lot of style and african elegance.

Hours later the driver pulled up at state house. If you’ve been there you’ll know security check is rigorous. There was a guest list and the driver identified himself while pointing to the back of the truck, “nimeleta hawa kuchezea rais”. The soja looked surprised. Not sure what was going on he asked, “Ndauo, kwani wenzako wanakuja na gari ingine?”.

Driver looked back and realized that all the jamaaz had jumped out of the vehicle.

Shiiiet!

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Kwani Maasai ni kondoo moja ikiruka zingine zinafuata?

upuss

You’re slow…

Just wasted 1min I’ll never recover

nangoja kuona watu wakidunda, sooo dissapointed

I actually laughed.

Io landcruiser imepelekwa vilivyo

Thought ni alshabaabs on their technical

Upuus

I found them where they had fallen but I didnt stop. It was actually on tv that evening