Kufukuza Dem

Hii tabia sijui madem walitoa wapi. As a infrastructure engineer, my work takes me to different places regionally and once in a while, internationally. Postings basically take 3 months to 2 years depending on the project. So nilikuwa msee wa ever kuhama, napata kadem this town, next thing dem ashajua amepata chali, nachukua slices zangu alafu job ikiisha im onto the next project. So basically my way of breaking up na dem was easy, nimepewa transfer and cutoff communication.

Sasa iko shida, nimerudishwa Nairobi, na vile kunakaa, il be here for a long time. So met this lady a ka shiny eye, in 2 weeks she was already doing sleepovers in my crib. My crib is cozy, I drive, yaani a lady is comfortable sana nikiwa na yeye. Kidogo kidogo before I know it, wardrobe nusu ni yake in less than a span of 4 months. Now a ninja is in a dillemma, everytime najaribu kumtoa, weh! She throws tantrums hatoki, akanishow ako na ball which najua ni uongo, and such bullshit. Now, there are two ways if figured out nitamchuja and neither is pleasant.

  1. Slap the living daylights out her thick brain ajue hapo si kwa mamake!
  2. Abandon my whole crib and apply for a ready transfer to a site in North Eastern (i hate that place vibaya sana, no kickbacks)

Haya, nangoja niskie maoni, hekayas , tips and tricks ya kufukuza dem sumbua kutoka kwa keja yako after kuchukua slices zako.

PS: keti pale posts pelekea CS Mailu akideal na Nurses strike, si mimi.

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She will not move any time soon and may even trap you with pregnancy. You are rich, that is why she is not in a hurry to move any time soon. Ladies and money are a thorny issue. Engineers are loaded, and she is probably jobless or in one of those jobs that pay 30k tops…rich men are hard to find. It is going to be harder than you thought.

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Number 1 anytime. Its illegal to think about number 2

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utaoa lini?

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points to note tukingoja kiti:

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Option 1 seems viable, but let a woman do it for you usijiingize kwa shida na FIDA.

Takuta chokora ingine, this time hired (that seems the type of lady you currently have), umlete kwa nyumba na uwaache hapo na pombe for 5 hours wakiwa pekeyao. Your tv will be broken in the process of the cat fight, but atleast youl be free. Hope the hired chokora wins, utakuwa kwa shida zaidi if she losses. All the best.

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You are rich and a professional (which means minimal chances of going broke unlike in business). There is 100% chance that the lady is jobless or has a bad paying job. There is an acute shortage of single rich men…a very acute shortage because all girls are looking for them. Do you really expect her to leave when you ask her to? Ladies will tell you that getting a single guy who is rich is a mirage in Nairobi…the rich ones are all taken (with families), or are already too old (over 35). You are her golden goose mate, it is going to be a war before she leaves that house.

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Look for another lady. start going out with number 2. Accidentally get caught with her.

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War serious sana! Kwanza ni shiny eye, that lady will rather kill you that let another lady enjoy those perks akiona. Hii ni same story line na ule Pilot embakasi alimwagiwa acid kwa uso

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Sit her down, explain to her that you don’t want to be with her again and you expect her to move out and her stuff by weekend. make sure to tell her no kind of tantrums or statements will make you change your mind …get a restraining order if need be, Get a karao to sit her down and explain it to her . asipoelewa jua ulipata dame kichwa mbaya… birds of a feather… you know the drill.

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This is a more money, more problems kind of situation. If you want to send her away, go broke. She will not last long. That is the only peaceful way this arrangement can end. Uza vitu za nyumba, weka pesa kwa account, hamia githurai miezi tatu kwa single room. Kula ugali madondo. If she does not leave, marry her. I would have suggested that you start drinking, but I remembered that drinking is a slippery slope, and once you go down that road, you may never come back.

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mwambie umepata transfer , si lazima ikue ya ukweli . then mwache kwa hio nyumba bila pesa uishi kwa hoteli for 1 week na uambie wochman kitu istoke kwa hio nyumba

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This is and will never be an option, why would I stoop my social standard to get out of a fix. Nimechuja dem wengi before, and most were mad but went on their lives. Huyu ni kama alikuwa ashachora future na mimi, that why the huge resistance. Reasoning na yeye pia hit a roadblock, restarining order ni chieth iko kwa series za TV. Ati niende karao kureport dem amekatalia kwa nyumba and she has not made any threats? Si hao makarao watanicheka tu. Imefika place staki hata kuhit coz the next thing nitaambiwa ni ball. Hii tabia ilitoka wapi wajameni?

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mhhh. This sounds workable

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2ml of that in freshly squeezed passion.
Dim eyed engineer na hujui kudeal na shiny eye mungikiress kazi tu ni kuringa hapa…
Forrowing for a neighbor

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How much does the lady earn?? Going broke is still your best option…you dont have to move or sell anything…just stop doing her any favors…no outings, no transport, no cash…cut off all forms of finances/finance related favors you give her. It is going to hit her hard…then she will start doing calculations of how she has to spend money coming to your place and get no financial reward in return…in short, become a bad investment for her. She will leave sooner than you think. This plan will fail terribly if she earns well and is actually not in it for the money.

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Weueh, mbwoss, hii yako ni kali sana munene, itahitaji uweke mbisha ya one, some or all of the following ndio upate msaada kamili.

1.infrastructure
2.this lady a ka shiny eye,
3.crib is cozy
4.I drive
5.throws tantrums
6.living daylights
7.kickbacks
OR any other circumstantial evidence related to this case…

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remember Karma. i don’t want to be preachy but cruelty begets cruelty…maybe it’s time to take stock…

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How old are YOU?

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Its not cruelty, I call it self preservation. Unataka kuniambia wewe hujawahi fukuza dame kwako…I am sure this guy had his reasons plus he already explained that it is the nature of his job.

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