oya wadau, how do you deal with baby mama drama??? Jana nimekuwa ma one two pale local yangu zikashika nikaamua niteke kunguru moja angalau simba akule nyama tofauti. kunguru nikaileta kejani, spinning pale kitchen pork half na sembe nikaserve tukadishi tukiteremsha ile william lawson ilikuwa imebaki, fast forward threshold ikafikishwa na tukadoze.
kumbe baby mama naye alipata fununu ati nimefuga kitu usiku mzima, by 6 am nikijipanga kuchomoka niende majembe zangu naskia knock kwa mlango na mtu anatry kuforce kuingia akishout ati venye mimi ni malaya akiambia lanye ati niko na mtoi na hakuna place tunapelekana, saa hiyo kunguru bado imejilaza kwa bed pale bedsitter yangu ikiskiza kila kitu.
Boyshaod ni nani afungue mlango, nlicheza chini mpaka akachoka na kelele akachomoka mi nikaambia kunguru asimind hizo ni kelele tu n yes niko na mtoi, ilibaki amejitoa kisnipper just in case akuwe ametegewa pale kwa corner na mawe…
walai itabidi hii mtaa nimehama sasa na hiyo relationship yangu na baby mama tume revisit
mimi huuliza mwanamme aina gani hujiita shaod? au ni kababa?
kwa hivo tuseme wewe ni ubwa malaya takataka
Hehehe. Iyo narration iko topest
bro, it was relevant for the narrative
siwezi jua msee… inaonekana unafanya job na sonko rescue team, hao ndo hujua aina zote za umbwa malaya na takataka, all puns intended
Guys if you have to always make sure to use protection, don’t leave around a trail of bustards all over.
umesahau ghasia
manugu haziskiagi hata uziambiaje
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Niaye wakameat?
Ama Wadau Watasema Ata Moi Na Kibaki Ni Boyshaoud?
Wadau hapa ni akina nani?
It’s sweeter bila. Issue hata sio kuzalisha, ni ukedi. O’wise, as @Mworia Wameru says, coit as much as possible.
Mwanaume mwenye anajiheshimu sana hawezi tomba malaya. Mwanaume ako na heshima zake kiasi akitaka kutomba Malaya atabook room mahali. Mwanaume kichwa maji atatomba malaya kwa nyumba yake.
You take a lady to your house and go ahead to cook for her? why didn’t u ask her to cook?
My rules:
- Ukideal na poko usitumie your main phone number.
- Usimpeleke kwako.
- Usimwonyeshe eti uko na pesa.
- Usifanye chochote na yeye ila kushika kutomba na maybe kushika boobs na ikizidi sana kuma. No kissing, no licking.
- Usiwe repeat customer. There’s enough pussy going round
- Ikiwezekana usilipe in advance
- Usi-argue na yeye. Wewe uko na aibu zako, yeye hana. Utawezwa.
- Usimwambie jina ya ukweli.
- Usilipe na M-pesa. Cash only
Naona people can relate, hadi rules wanazo
Vile wamesema