Kukalia Chapati

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Leo Mwangih

Senior Villager
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Already some people have plans za kukalia chapati this weekend. You know its end month and most guys have been paid.
Swali yangu Ni what science is associated with kukalia chapati such that you zero graze or tether a man?
Or is just a psychology belief?
Ladies tuchanueni
 

fishmonger

Village Elder
#3
it was a belief from the coastal people that if a lady sits on a hot chapati before serving it to a man, the man becomes submissive to the lady who sat on it. Just like ile ya kumwangilia shonde jivu moto. If you pour hot ashes on somebody's shit, there was a popular belief the owner of the shit will start feeling the heat on his ass.
 

MBOMB

Village Sponsor
#4
Maybe Kamba listes can shed light on this..I heard that if u marry a kao lady and she wants you to come home after work, when it reaches 5Pm (assume thats the time you chuck from work) then she takes
"mwiko" steps out of the door and uses it to point towards the direction of your work place....then she beckons u and u will be home without knowing it...And we thought remote controls were invented by the Mzungu.
 
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Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#5
Maybe Kamba listes can shed light on this..I heard that if u marry a kao lady and she wants you to come home after work, when it reaches 5Pm (assume thats the time you chuck from work) then she takes
"mwiko" steps out of the door and uses it to point towards the direction of your work place....then she beckons u and u will be home without knowing it...And we thought remote controls were invented y the Mzungu.

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Luther12

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Maybe Kamba listes can shed light on this..I heard that if u marry a kao lady and she wants you to come home after work, when it reaches 5Pm (assume thats the time you chuck from work) then she takes
"mwiko" steps out of the door and uses it to point towards the direction of your work place....then she beckons u and u will be home without knowing it...And we thought remote controls were invented y the Mzungu.
This is hilarious :D :D :D :D
 

Leo Mwangih

Senior Villager
#7
Maybe Kamba listes can shed light on this..I heard that if u marry a kao lady and she wants you to come home after work, when it reaches 5Pm (assume thats the time you chuck from work) then she takes
"mwiko" steps out of the door and uses it to point towards the direction of your work place....then she beckons u and u will be home without knowing it...And we thought remote controls were invented y the Mzungu.
Hahahaha
 

Fala 12

Kijana Fupi Nono Round
#8
Maybe Kamba listes can shed light on this..I heard that if u marry a kao lady and she wants you to come home after work, when it reaches 5Pm (assume thats the time you chuck from work) then she takes
"mwiko" steps out of the door and uses it to point towards the direction of your work place....then she beckons u and u will be home without knowing it...And we thought remote controls were invented y the Mzungu.
ha haa. but like 99% of kambas have visited a mganga for one reason or another
 

Diffre

Village Elder
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Maybe Kamba listes can shed light on this..I heard that if u marry a kao lady and she wants you to come home after work, when it reaches 5Pm (assume thats the time you chuck from work) then she takes
"mwiko" steps out of the door and uses it to point towards the direction of your work place....then she beckons u and u will be home without knowing it...And we thought remote controls were invented by the Mzungu.
Hahaha...remote controlled
 
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