The bible says,
“Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. And do not take her granddaughter, whether her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter, and have sexual relations with her. They are close relatives, and this would be a wicked act.
Leviticus 18:17 NLT
I seek clarification on this said verse of the bible, realising i have slept with a woman and her daughter. Be the judge…
Back a few years when I was still a very young man, I had encounters and there’s one particular one I have never forgotten.
I had moved from Ngara to the then life-buzzing roisambu.
Roisambu was a nice place. Life was affordable, drinks were available and slices reachable…making threshold attainable. Life was simply heavenly.
Siku moja mzee akanipigia simu akaniambia niende nyumbani nichukue pick up anataka kunituma ocha. So I went home and took the pick up he had refused to dispose off. Akaniambia niendee tumbao flani ushago.
Kufika ocha, am the type of guys everyone knows coz when my bros were big and in Nairobi, I used to accompany mzee ocha and interact with virtually everyone coz nilikuwa mdogo. So nimefika na nikachukua mbao then nikaanza kumingle. Nikajoin maboy flani walikuwa wanakunywa hutu tupombe tubaya. Nikawashikia mzinga ya K.C. nikachapa double shot. Wakanisifu blah blah blah. Kanja alikuwa na doh. He was usually the one spoiling vijana.
This guy’s dad was rich and had passed away and he was the first born. So he behaved as he wished. He always had one or two guys following him coz lazma angebuy drinks…
“Leo nakupea bibi”. K.C was also a big deal to him. Nikifikiri ni jokes jamaa alikuwa ashatoka na akarudi na dadake. Kalikuwa kanafua so the water had got to her clothes making detail more visible. She had a big ass and quite huge hips. Her boobs were not perky but alikuwa na kauso kapretty. I was tempted, wont lie but nikamshow wacha amalize kufua tutaongea. I became very confused. Nikaona kadame kameblush kakasmile then kakaenda. (Hekaya for another day). I think pesa yake ilikuwa inaisha na alikuwa anataka kuanza kula mahari.
One of his minions said in kikuyu, “kana ùnehe, tùdù ni ta dareda”. (Or you give me. Its like he doesn’t want)
What followed was the sound of hard skin meeting soft skin. Aliwekelewa kofi akaulizwa, “gùgùrere johi na gùnehe mwìrìtù witù? Goma”. ( i buy you alcohol and give you my sister? Saitan) the guy almost objected but akatulia akakumbuka msee amesema ukweli. I knew this guy would be his bitch forever. Mimi nikajiondoa nikaambia watu tuongee badae…
Nikaanza safari ya kurudi Nairobi. Kuendaenda tu kidogo nikianza kugain momentum nikaskia mtu ameniita kwa nguvu. It was a female voice. Nikasimama. Looking at the side mirror it was Millicent ‘Mirri’ (as they used to call her). Millicent was those village hotties wenye kila mtu alikuwa anamezea mate. In her hey days she was the mariru of the village. She was although very strict. Hakuwa anajoke na maboys. This was a result of one particular incident.
It is usually market day on Wednesday and Mirri had been sent by her mother to shop for groceries. That time she was around 17 or 18 years. However much beautiful she was no guy in the village had been able to engage her in coitus .She always said ataolewa town (Nairobi), around 50kms from ocha. She was a shameless and outspoken woman and as tough as they come albeit very social. The events of that day would then be a story told for many years.
This particular day, there was a mzee called Kamau who had youthful sons. He was in his early 40s and a drunk but he was respectable as he never misbehaved. He decided to try his luck , when Mirri was buying perishables. I think Mirri had had enough of his bullshit, when she decided to make a scene…
Clapping her hands multiple times like naija women do while laughing loudly, she shouted in kikuyu as if also addressing others, “haiya, ta igua ùyu. Atì areda kùhaica? Mùthùri mùkùrù ta wee? Ona thoni ďùrì. Nginya mùrùgwo niareda. Gùhee ù? Nù ùrùgamie ùgwo ùnyuaga? Ta jìheria goma.”
" ( haiya. Listen to this one. He wants to climb me. An old man like you. Your son also wants to climb me. Who will I give? Can you even get erect with your drinking? Saitan.). The whole market roared with laughter and Mirri continued shopping, unperturbed but clearly agitated. The man was so embarrassed.
Hiyo ndio ile siku huyo mzee aliwacha pombe na he has never borrowed from another woman in the village. Mirri on the other hand, had made herself a reputation, the story was also told to neighbouring villages and after that day no man dared approach her. She however got married one year later to a rich guy from town who built her a nice house in the village.
“Habari ya masiku? Habari ya town?”.
We then proceeded to have a long chat that i have no recollection of because all i could see was Mirri. She was still fine even in her late thirties. You could still tell in her younger years she was a 10. Alikuwa amejiweka mzuri. Her hair was long and her face was still ūpretty. She had an average ass but her legs were beautiful and clean. Her tits were not that big neither were they perky but they were very nice. Her skin seemed soft and her light complexion made me realise why she was still mariru.
I officially joined the conversation when she said, “unajua nyinyi tu ndio najua huko Nairobi. Na naskia unaishi pekee yako kwa nyumba kubwa. Sasa nilikuwa nataka usaidie Carol ( her oldest daughter) kutafuta shule.”
Mirri was a close family friend. Her husband had died around 3 years ago in an accident. My family greatly supported her as her parents had been close to mine.
She continued, " sasa nataka uende na yeye ndio kesho na kesho kutwa mtembee ukimwonyesha Nairobi na akitafuta shule. Si ni sister yako mdogo. Utampea kitanda wewe ulale chini." She joked.
It seemed that the whole village had conspired to ensure that I leave with a wife and it was a competition… I was confused… I did not know what to do…