Kukulana polling station usiku

[Pridex]

Kuna huyu dem tulitumwa polling station moja. I had been looking at her tukiwa Training ya IEBC and I silently prayed tupelekwe the same polling station. I learnt that she was a high school teacher employed by BOM in a certain secondary school nearby.
It happened that tulitumwa place moja. Prayer answered .
Sasa ile siku ya kuchukua polling materials zilichelewa. So tulifika tumechoka. Sababu ya baridi yenye ilikuwa mimi na maasai shuka ndio huyo nimejikunja kwa corner ya classroom.
The following day definitely was going to be a busy one, so I wanted to catch some sleep. Kidogo kidogo nikiwa hapo yule dem akanitext kuniuliza kama nilikuwa na charger coz simu yake ilikuwa inazima. Nikaona hapa naeza tumia opportunity kumwambia akuje. Earlier on we had talked and agreed tutafutane baadaye. Kumbe Christmas was coming early. Nikamshow akuje place nilikuwa nimpee charger. Saa hiyo akili imeshift kwake hata usingizi imeisha. Alipokuja nikaanza kimchezo tu kumtease, ati tutafanya nini na hii baridi yote. Si mrembo akaanza kublush hapo, nikamshow ju hiyo class tulikuwa ilikuwa na socket acharge simu hapo tu as we talk. Guess what. Guess what? Niliwekelea dem mkono kwa mabega, kidogo kidogo nikaanza kumu-caress. She didn’t resist. Saa hiyo mujulubeg imesimama wima. Nilipoona hakatai nikaamua nicheze chini, yaani niteremshe mikono chini kiasi huko chini nione vile atabehave. Sema kushika mapaja, nikasikia ni kama analegeza miguu kiasi. Nikasimama nikaketi kwa desk juu na nikamuwekelea juu ya laps. Uzuri alikuwa amevaa dress. I didn’t understand why she didn’t wear a trousers na kulikuwa usiku na hiyo baridi yote. Nikainua hiyo dress nikaingiza kidole, she was already wet.
Nilikuwa supporter wa Raila, what happened after that Raila hangekosa kuanguka mara ya sita.

[Himmler]

No wonder the election was jinxed una dinyana juu ya ballot box

[Freyja]

@Himmler

No wonder the election was jinxed una dinyana juu ya ballot box

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[mtadao]

Huyo anakaa chakula ya walimu wote wa shule yake. Anyway, next time, weka hata sketch ya ballot paper.

[negrowegrow]

Hubwer ghassia hii ndio unafanya watu wakae hii nchi kwa Hali ya taharuki, hebu nirushie namba ya huyo mwalimu nimuombee kwa simu

[Jaweed]

@Pridex

Kuna huyu dem tulitumwa polling station moja. I had been looking at her tukiwa Training ya IEBC and I silently prayed tupelekwe the same polling station. I learnt that she was a high school teacher employed by BOM in a certain secondary school nearby.
It happened that tulitumwa place moja. Prayer answered .
Sasa ile siku ya kuchukua polling materials zilichelewa. So tulifika tumechoka. Sababu ya baridi yenye ilikuwa mimi na maasai shuka ndio huyo nimejikunja kwa corner ya classroom.
The following day definitely was going to be a busy one, so I wanted to catch some sleep. Kidogo kidogo nikiwa hapo yule dem akanitext kuniuliza kama nilikuwa na charger coz simu yake ilikuwa inazima. Nikaona hapa naeza tumia opportunity kumwambia akuje. Earlier on we had talked and agreed tutafutane baadaye. Kumbe Christmas was coming early. Nikamshow akuje place nilikuwa nimpee charger. Saa hiyo akili imeshift kwake hata usingizi imeisha. Alipokuja nikaanza kimchezo tu kumtease, ati tutafanya nini na hii baridi yote. Si mrembo akaanza kublush hapo, nikamshow ju hiyo class tulikuwa ilikuwa na socket acharge simu hapo tu as we talk. Guess what. Guess what? Niliwekelea dem mkono kwa mabega, kidogo kidogo nikaanza kumu-caress. She didn’t resist. Saa hiyo mujulubeg imesimama wima. Nilipoona hakatai nikaamua nicheze chini, yaani niteremshe mikono chini kiasi huko chini nione vile atabehave. Sema kushika mapaja, nikasikia ni kama analegeza miguu kiasi. Nikasimama nikaketi kwa desk juu na nikamuwekelea juu ya laps. Uzuri alikuwa amevaa dress. I didn’t understand why she didn’t wear a trousers na kulikuwa usiku na hiyo baridi yote. Nikainua hiyo dress nikaingiza kidole, she was already wet.
Nilikuwa supporter wa Raila, what happened after that Raila hangekosa kuanguka mara ya sita.

Heheh so you just fuck women careless like this?

[slevyn]

ulimeza pep… congratulations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUlJ_6WHfh8

[Dzunza]

Talkers wanatoanga bahati safi kama hizi wapi hata mimi nijaribu?

[Yuwes]

@Pridex

Kuna huyu dem tulitumwa polling station moja. I had been looking at her tukiwa Training ya IEBC and I silently prayed tupelekwe the same polling station. I learnt that she was a high school teacher employed by BOM in a certain secondary school nearby.
It happened that tulitumwa place moja. Prayer answered .
Sasa ile siku ya kuchukua polling materials zilichelewa. So tulifika tumechoka. Sababu ya baridi yenye ilikuwa mimi na maasai shuka ndio huyo nimejikunja kwa corner ya classroom.
The following day definitely was going to be a busy one, so I wanted to catch some sleep. Kidogo kidogo nikiwa hapo yule dem akanitext kuniuliza kama nilikuwa na charger coz simu yake ilikuwa inazima. Nikaona hapa naeza tumia opportunity kumwambia akuje. Earlier on we had talked and agreed tutafutane baadaye. Kumbe Christmas was coming early. Nikamshow akuje place nilikuwa nimpee charger. Saa hiyo akili imeshift kwake hata usingizi imeisha. Alipokuja nikaanza kimchezo tu kumtease, ati tutafanya nini na hii baridi yote. Si mrembo akaanza kublush hapo, nikamshow ju hiyo class tulikuwa ilikuwa na socket acharge simu hapo tu as we talk. Guess what. Guess what? Niliwekelea dem mkono kwa mabega, kidogo kidogo nikaanza kumu-caress. She didn’t resist. Saa hiyo mujulubeg imesimama wima. Nilipoona hakatai nikaamua nicheze chini, yaani niteremshe mikono chini kiasi huko chini nione vile atabehave. Sema kushika mapaja, nikasikia ni kama analegeza miguu kiasi. Nikasimama nikaketi kwa desk juu na nikamuwekelea juu ya laps. Uzuri alikuwa amevaa dress. I didn’t understand why she didn’t wear a trousers na kulikuwa usiku na hiyo baridi yote. Nikainua hiyo dress nikaingiza kidole, she was already wet.
Nilikuwa supporter wa Raila, what happened after that Raila hangekosa kuanguka mara ya sita.

Hii ilikua dry fry,hakuna venye unaenda na cd polling station

[Oxygen]

@mtadao

Huyo anakaa chakula ya walimu wote wa shule yake. Anyway, next time, weka hata sketch ya ballot paper.

Na watchman, cooks na groundsmen pia. na hata form fours wenye wamechanuka, kunguruuuuuuu

[anon46421834]

@Himmler

No wonder the election was jinxed una dinyana juu ya ballot box

:D:D

[cortedivoire]

Hata mbisha ya desk

[Yollo]

Luwere ama anza kusave pesa ya pampers after 9 months

[KITOMBI_KIZEE]

@Pridex

Kuna huyu dem tulitumwa polling station moja. I had been looking at her tukiwa Training ya IEBC and I silently prayed tupelekwe the same polling station. I learnt that she was a high school teacher employed by BOM in a certain secondary school nearby.
It happened that tulitumwa place moja. Prayer answered .
Sasa ile siku ya kuchukua polling materials zilichelewa. So tulifika tumechoka. Sababu ya baridi yenye ilikuwa mimi na maasai shuka ndio huyo nimejikunja kwa corner ya classroom.
The following day definitely was going to be a busy one, so I wanted to catch some sleep. Kidogo kidogo nikiwa hapo yule dem akanitext kuniuliza kama nilikuwa na charger coz simu yake ilikuwa inazima. Nikaona hapa naeza tumia opportunity kumwambia akuje. Earlier on we had talked and agreed tutafutane baadaye. Kumbe Christmas was coming early. Nikamshow akuje place nilikuwa nimpee charger. Saa hiyo akili imeshift kwake hata usingizi imeisha. Alipokuja nikaanza kimchezo tu kumtease, ati tutafanya nini na hii baridi yote. Si mrembo akaanza kublush hapo, nikamshow ju hiyo class tulikuwa ilikuwa na socket acharge simu hapo tu as we talk. Guess what. Guess what? Niliwekelea dem mkono kwa mabega, kidogo kidogo nikaanza kumu-caress. She didn’t resist. Saa hiyo mujulubeg imesimama wima. Nilipoona hakatai nikaamua nicheze chini, yaani niteremshe mikono chini kiasi huko chini nione vile atabehave. Sema kushika mapaja, nikasikia ni kama analegeza miguu kiasi. Nikasimama nikaketi kwa desk juu na nikamuwekelea juu ya laps. Uzuri alikuwa amevaa dress. I didn’t understand why she didn’t wear a trousers na kulikuwa usiku na hiyo baridi yote. Nikainua hiyo dress nikaingiza kidole, she was already wet.
Nilikuwa supporter wa Raila, what happened after that Raila hangekosa kuanguka mara ya sita.

THINGS THAT HAPPENS IN DREAMS

[sani]

That woman was part of the many NIS officers working for Arror.

[Bachelor]

@Pridex

Nikasimama nikaketi kwa desk juu na nikamuwekelea juu ya laps.

Mnatoanga wapi nguvu za hizi P.E zote lakini? Mimi kama sio kwa kitanda wacha ikae.

[Chiefkiumbe]

Nurses and teachers, waogope sana, they’re very loose creatures. Utapata Okimwi kijana

[Siko_Twitter]

@Pridex

Nilikuwa supporter wa Raila, what happened after that Raila hangekosa kuanguka mara ya sita.

Kilicho fuatia ni industrial grand theft ukiwa umewekelewa mguu.
Raila hana wake ana Amos ni Wako
Kiuno kilimfanua rais achelewe mkutano, wadau wakuhenga walisema!

[Blasty]

@Pridex

Kuna huyu dem tulitumwa polling station moja. I had been looking at her tukiwa Training ya IEBC and I silently prayed tupelekwe the same polling station. I learnt that she was a high school teacher employed by BOM in a certain secondary school nearby.
It happened that tulitumwa place moja. Prayer answered .
Sasa ile siku ya kuchukua polling materials zilichelewa. So tulifika tumechoka. Sababu ya baridi yenye ilikuwa mimi na maasai shuka ndio huyo nimejikunja kwa corner ya classroom.
The following day definitely was going to be a busy one, so I wanted to catch some sleep. Kidogo kidogo nikiwa hapo yule dem akanitext kuniuliza kama nilikuwa na charger coz simu yake ilikuwa inazima. Nikaona hapa naeza tumia opportunity kumwambia akuje. Earlier on we had talked and agreed tutafutane baadaye. Kumbe Christmas was coming early. Nikamshow akuje place nilikuwa nimpee charger. Saa hiyo akili imeshift kwake hata usingizi imeisha. Alipokuja nikaanza kimchezo tu kumtease, ati tutafanya nini na hii baridi yote. Si mrembo akaanza kublush hapo, nikamshow ju hiyo class tulikuwa ilikuwa na socket acharge simu hapo tu as we talk. Guess what. Guess what? Niliwekelea dem mkono kwa mabega, kidogo kidogo nikaanza kumu-caress. She didn’t resist. Saa hiyo mujulubeg imesimama wima. Nilipoona hakatai nikaamua nicheze chini, yaani niteremshe mikono chini kiasi huko chini nione vile atabehave. Sema kushika mapaja, nikasikia ni kama analegeza miguu kiasi. Nikasimama nikaketi kwa desk juu na nikamuwekelea juu ya laps. Uzuri alikuwa amevaa dress. I didn’t understand why she didn’t wear a trousers na kulikuwa usiku na hiyo baridi yote. Nikainua hiyo dress nikaingiza kidole, she was already wet.
Nilikuwa supporter wa Raila, what happened after that Raila hangekosa kuanguka mara ya sita.

She had you. She did you. These ladies Huwa wamepanga.

About Church gels, there’s one I started teasing and she was all blushy. AkaniBrush off.
So one day, (I was Shairman of a certain Chama we belonged together) akaniona with anaa gal n she felt jealous.

So I e day she called me and told me ‘Unataka kunifanya tu ndio ufurahi?’
Na mimi nikajibu ‘Tena sana’.

Then we started chatting. 2 days later she calls at 9ish in the Morning eti ‘Uko wapi’.
Am like ‘Kuna shida’.
She goes ‘Kuja kwangu’.
Na hivo ndii niliingia Club nirarua Captain Morgan full chased with Redbull…pitia kwa Chemist nunua Studded.
Pitia butchery nunua ka300, na Soda 2Ltrs.

Kuingia kwake she’s dressed in her lingerie. Sexy as hell. Never wasted time kumbe hats CDs alikuwa nazo kwanza strawberry flavoured.
But sijufikisha Threshold ya Kijiji. Nilipiga TU njoti Moja halafu nikaenda biashara.
Nowadays amekuwa business pàrtner na nimemuonyesha mashimo Fulani n she is doing well for herself.
Anataka nimkamue Tena tukienda ‘Out of town for business’ lakini naogopa anoishe.

Moral of the story: Bitches rule.

Halafu was tuRedio SI unipee kastom hando? Au nianze Petition

[Ubongo]

@Chiefkiumbe

Nurses and teachers, waogope sana, they’re very loose creatures. Utapata Okimwi kijana

Hehehe unamanisha ni chakula ya wengi