Kula Mefi

Sasa wahenga sijui kama kuna mtu amekulaga Meffi :meffi:… Yes, kinyesi!

So this happened some many years ago when I was still a “kihee”… A little boy back in the village

Good thing is I’m not the one who ate the Meffi… Phew! One of those holidays you go to grandma… Now something about kids is they love food… In this scenario the food was ngwashe… You guys know sweet potatoes? Yes… Those ones… When They are warm and overcooked… Just soft like Meffi…

Now me and my cuzos tulikuwa tunalala pamoja… 3 kids (all of them boys) in one bed that always smelled of urine… Yes it was pathetic but that nylon paper always helped in some way.

So cuzo X had a habit of carrying sweet potatos to bed… Long and warm and soft…
Ofcourse just to eat it later on in the night…

But one night sth out of the ordinary happened… He didn’t… So late in the night cuzo X did the unthinkable… Alikunia kwa kitanda… One of those long hard kinyesis… not an arranged one kama hii ya emoji:meffi::meffi:

So cuzo Y felt the warm kinyesi just soon as it got out of cuzo X’s Anus… Though still in his sleep but Y knew that leo amepata jackpot… Ngwashe ya X leo anakula mwenyewe… Yes, he wouldn’t even wake me up just eat the damn potatoe alone…

Yes, so out of his selfish way… Y akauma ile kinyesi… And with intention of swallowing fast coz bado ni moto… Damn… Wait till afeel ni Meffi… Hot kinyesi from X…

The rest is history… Kilamtu aliamka kwenda kwao next day…

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Meffi ni wewe, kikikikikiki

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Umeffi squared.

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Kwani mlikua mnalala mkundu wazi? (bila ngu0)

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Wololo.
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hehehe,…am beginning to like your village life hekayas.