Kumbe alikuwa lanyeee…
Kamale is just that dude who is always at the wrong place at the wrong time ever…
Sijui Kama ni kurogwa ai NI Nini … last month he decided to settle down n start dating … Thru ile app flani huitwa chitchat Kama sijakosea he met a damn good damsel…
About chitchat app you can locate a girl or boy desperate for love even 100 meters away from you… And that’s how kamale met Diana n they became a pair …
Kamale always told me Diana when it comes to mnyanyuano , dame hatosheki na mdeki … I had no choice but introduce him to the blue pill… Kama ile iliuwa minister flani wa ukambani…
He told me it was working … I warned him not to overdose tusimpeleke 6foot under …
Kamale even had dreams of making arrangements for a wedding but I told him to 1st impregnate the gal n wed in 5 yrs time akiwa amechapa … So we opted come we stay …
Diana claimed to work somewhere in kenol ile kampuni ya pro -gas , so they only met with my buddy kamale on weekends … I used to join them for supper sometimes n catch up. To talk the truth Diana was a hot cake Kwanza thutha iko sawa mbaya…
So on Sunday me and kamale situmetoka kuona ball pale klub Leo’s Thika …ilikua kitu 10 p.m , situkaamua tutembee tembee Thika HIZO sides za rwambogo tuoshe cornea kiasi …
Kama hujawai tembea that part of Thika hujui Raha NI Nini … Here u find all types of joints , old fulilia pub , rwambogo pub , gwa Sammy among other mugithii joints n reggae joints… But the center of attraction is the ladies that parade themselves along the closed shop corridors selling their “tomatoes” … Hehehe …
Kuguza huwa bure ukichagua ni ipi nzuri … We are used to free touch but no import this bitches can be carrying all types of worms … Tuko hapo kuosha macho twende zetu …
Kwa umbali karibu na porkcity where the then famous strip club ::: club polish used to be we spot a yellow yellow skimply dressed giving a young man in suit a 
job … We get a free show , the man pays the yellow yellow n drives away…
“Ile Mali unaionaje ?” Kamale asks me …
“Mali safi , but lazma utumie mpira akii” I tell kamale…
Wait for me here " he tells me and walks towards the lady of the night … From a distance I see them arguing n shouting…
Kamale slaps the lady n other lanyes run to the rescue of their colleague … Pia Mimi I run to rescue my mate … Kufika pale I almost fainted… The yellow yellow was none other than Diana the wife to be … Kamale naye si amepatana na ma cat fist ile design ya Bruce Lee…
"Kumbe wewe ni Malaya " kamale asks Diana…
“Nikama wanajuana ,” one lanye with matiti kubwa says , as they all move aside to see the scene and story unfold.
"Kama Mimi NI Malaya we we unafanya Nini hapa "Diana exclaims kicking kamale in the balls …
Kamale grabs his balls as he falls down crying …
The ladies laugh n walk away to continue with their business…
M left with my buddy kamale consoling him mapenzi ya mtandao si mapenzi ni kifo.
ii ni upusu lakini