Kumchenje!!

it was back in the late 90’s and we resided in the kikuyu infiltrated western town of kimilili.being school holidays and just after khuminya,the local sinoko video show decided to introduce us to adulthood through an xxx video.
The video was to be played at night around 11 pm on a Friday.but the operator had deemed it fit to leak the news as early as Tuesday of the said week.One was considered informed if u got wound of the news!every newly initiated boy and middle aged men had been invited to this night’s show.
Come the time of the show and what was played I had never seen.porn stars doing it in different Styros was a sight to behold.
That was my first time to watch porn!too bad the cops interrupted and we were all arrested,our shirts tied to each other.
I couldn’t stomach the thought of being found out by my mom.so on our way to the police station I managed to untie my shirt and catapulted into the darkness.

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Why would cops arrest you:confused::confused::confused: Or were you caught fapping in the dark Mr Fappian Mboro?:smiley:

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No sir most of us were yet to be 18 or so they argued!
I don’t fap bro I’m polygamous with two wives n three kids at29.

Ok, that was your 1st porn video, then you became addicted, right?

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Not really my friend.
I watched a couple others then found other better ways to unwind…

hehehe Kimilili the Mwangis wenye riziki supermarket

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he hee ndombolo kumchenje

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:D:D:D

Yeah now u know their ngugi is still a friend!
Riziki amemake it from zero industrious nigger!

I think I know that Ngugi nigga short fat guy hivi

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It happens so much in shags

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I guess osungu also catapulted into the darkness then

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Najua ngugi pia

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Pornography is a crime in Kenya.

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Yeah alikua kamusinga high…

Nilikua nimegwaya sana nikiandika hiyo the memory is still vivid.

Mimi ni kijana wa harrison

Yangu ya kwanza nilikuwa form 1 kwa computer lab, kulikuwa na vcd imeletwa na wale vijana wa Nairobi walio chanuka. You copy to you machine and pass it fast, unaificha hiyo file kwa folder ya system files za windows 98 isipatwe na mwalimu

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ni mgani alikuwa na transport trucks, mitsubishi fighter na wife wake alikuwa na shop hapo opposite Mt. Cresent hotel

Huyo ni northstar baba njuguna!
The hotel inaitwa mt crest it belongs to murunga current mp kimilili