Kumegewa Pie

Disclaimer: Hakuna mbisha.

Kuna this chiq we work with in one of these ministries za hii shadow government na from day one nmekuwa nmemfeel tu. In fact day nimeingia job ndio alikuwa anataka maternity leave meaning ako married na mjunior moja. A young chiq with everything going for her. Mimi ndio huyo lugha miaka kadhaa kwa friendzone kucheka tu.

Recently ndume yake alifly outta the country for a work related trip for a few months. Dame amefikishana airport, Mzee akaboard, mimi nkatoa bibi ya msee airport hadi kejani. Sometimes I feel marriage hudisappoint watu wengi coz huyu dame surprised me with how free she got down bana. With my little experience I was exhausted by 2 am na she was still raring to go…

All in all, she spent the weekend na mjunior wake kwangu na nikadryfry cooker nkamtoa nyege mbaya. Shida ni we continued that habit hadi time ndume imerudi…she recently got a positive kid test na hajui ni ya nani coz tunaikula the same day different times. Ako confused sasa coz mjunior akikam na nywele itakuwa ni wangu na venye hata hatufanani na hiyo ndume ataulizwa maswali. Tuko tu suspense mode saa hii. Hii ya NASA na evidence si kitu.

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Wah! Bibi yangu nikijua anagawa hata na rubber anaenda same day. Meffi wewe have some decency atleast and use condoms. How many others do you fuck raw?

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mtomba bibi wa wenyewe utatombewa wako tu.time will come

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Ata diamond alichezea nginyo na akatii… Kuchapiwa ni siri ya ndani, huyo man ata ajue akuna kitu atado

Waah hii itauma huyo msee bana

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Too bad. Mnahitaji maombi.

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Sipoa kukulia mtu bibi,if atall a galfriend mtu huumwa,je bibi??anywho K is constant

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I promised myself never to fuck a married woman, there are plenty of other ladies out here,I’m not perfect, maybe one day i might fall into that trap driven by lust, but for now i have put limits to myself that help me outmaneuver such temptations…

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Buda, uko mashakani. The lady was not using birth control while sleeping with multiple partners? HIV? The husband might have a MWK.

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Mtoto ni wa Mungu.
If we all did a DNA TEST, 50% of us tutapata Baba siyo Baba.
And that’s the older generation wazazi wetu.
In this morally rotten generation we live in, even the mothers sometimes can’t tell who the real father is!..

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Bibi ya wenyewe ata aje uchi USIGUZE.

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Hio mtu nguyaz mko more than 3 in the circle

Shida sio yeye. Shida ni bibi mwenye anagawiana slices na ameolewa. He has no allegiance/loyalty to the nigga. Bibi yako akikuliwa, makosa ni ya bibi yako sio ya fisi.

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Not fucking a married woman will not stop your wife from getting fucked. Kunguru ni kunguru. You can fuck other people’s wives and marry a loyal woman. You can be a saint and your wife gets fucked by the whole village. You dont get rewarded by sparing low hanging fruits (people’s wives)

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am not doing all that so that my wife will be loyal, wewe unajijazia maneno yako, understand the text into it’s context

just folowing naogopa kukata wfe wa mtu

@Junta Kinte In all honesty, this here is the answer!!!

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hehe tabia za kush zimeanza kusambaa kila mtu achunge mzigo wake

Can someone please explain this part to a 30 year old virgin? I’m quite slow today. Tsengiu.

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atami nashangaa anamaanisha nini,nilifika hapo nkaboeka tu

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