Kuna Sababu Mbona Nchi Yetu Haisongi Mbele

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NAIROBI DIARIES!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8nuKu9YQAc

If this is what people watch today, then woi, iko chida.

I can now also understand why some people are so pessimistic about our generation.

Anyway, nice day, y’all.

You woke up with this in the head? Isorait i see you kenyans

Si hivyo. Ni kwa vile sijalala. Bado niko macho. Transnighting leo.

Ni wewe tu ndio hausongi mbele.

As a country, we are investing TOO MUCH energy and resources on Puthy. Let’s start in Ktalk backyard, @uwesmake, analipa mancave na kila weekend lazima atombe malaya.
This is replicated to every other man of means. Why not direct this resources to income generating ventures.
If not, why can’t @uwesmake volunteer to clean bathrooms at Kenyatta National Hospital twice a week, instead of dedicating all his energy on prostitutes ?
Puthy is doing us in.

This programme is non grata in my house. Every Monday evening terrestrial channels in my house mysteriously disappear. We all don’t know what happens but on Tuesday morning, when we wake up, the channels, have miraculously reappeared

Eeeh ati kenya hasongi mbele 5 years back we didn’t have bypasses and stima in ushago kwa boma ya ngombe.
Kenya yako ndio haisongi

plot twist ukisikia ati ule jamaa aliuwawa hii wiki ilikuwa juu ya puthy. Yaani a woman’s thing can turn a country on its head.

Hiyo Kenya haisongi mbele iko wapi? Some of our areas have been in government until 2002 and then in the nusu mkate but tarmac roads are being constructed for the first time, all our public schools connected to the national grid. Tumesonga mbele in 4years.

Last year, if my memory serves right, there was a report that analysed how corruption proceed are used in .ke.
It was painful to learn that 40% of the said proceed is invested in Mpango wa kando and related stuff.
What i sorted to know is, if there had a breakdown based on tribe. For instance, out of a ksh100.00, that a:

  1. Luhya
  2. Luo
  3. Kikuyu
  4. Indian
    And the few jungus that we have, how much do they invest in puthy ?

Toa kikuyu hapo kwa hiyo list…hao huwaza vitu zingine wakipata cheda…

Reasoning zingine hunishangaza kama hii yako. You think you can buy puthy and pay for a mancave when you are broke???
Hell fucking no, those guys owning mancaves, have them because they work hard enough to be able to provide for their families and still have extra to own mancaves. hizo bathrooms za Kenyatta there are people paid to clean them, @uwesmake cannot work hard for 5 days equity halafu aendee bathrooms za Kenyatta weekends as if hana vitu za kufanya.

wewe pia wacha zako, sometimes wachia bibi na mboch telly wajibambe. kama ni soap amka uende usome gazeti or help the kids with their homework mkingojea supper.

You are smoking high grade herbs

Nobody has disputed that this people are earning and earning good. The thread is about economic stagnation, and one pointer to that is the amount of money used on Puthy, same way we can also attribute this stagnation to Alcohol drinking, and miraa chewing.

And the puthies are investing in Kenya right? Wacha pesa i- circulate I say, we only live once. I know of a man who made his money in his late 50’s alikuwa anasema I wish mingi sana.

sasa nikitengeneza pesa I should not have fun but instead reinvest it??
you will die one hell of a miserable man. wacha nitafute bonfire adventures nipeleke kisorokwinyo watamu

Sawa mkubwa, it’s a free world.

Never watched that shit. Can’t even bring myself to watch the YouTube trailers.

Hehe. Sawa boss.