Am talking about wasaliti @Duke of Busia and @uwesmake. Watu hawananga hata akili. So hio siku mhindi alikuwa amewachia Lichoti BMW X5 juu alikuwa amesafiri Dubai. Mafala waluhya wawili wakasema waende kuflex na hii gari pale Ongwaro kwa peasants kwa base ya busaa.
Kufika tuu hivi walipatiwa VIP treatment juu pale busaa den watu Uenda pale ni watchmen, cooks, house boys etc. Mama Pima alipanguzia hizi jangili meza na kuambia Karibuni wakubwa… Niwauzie nini?
Lichoti na hio mdomo yake mrefu akasema leta gorogoro mbili ya busaa nakama una nyoka mlete hapa akalie hii thighs zangu.
As usual hawa mama pima huwa na daughters pale in the background. Watoi barely 18 and whenever they see would be husbands ambao wanajiweza they normally send these daughters to the would be suitors.
Gorogoro ililetwa na daughter wa ule mama pima and she sat with akina Lichoti. Kidogo kidogo Lichoti akadai kuchapa things. Normally these busaa dens have a room hapo nyuma which also serves as the living quarters for the busaa family.
So Lichoti ako juu ya things pale nyuma alafu kidogo anaskia watu wana shout screams of joy from the other side yaani bar. Guess why? The man of the house a.k.a bwana wa mama pima na baba ya huyu galdem Lichoti alikuwa anafyeka had arrived. So why were pple happy? Coz he had just bn released from Kamiti Maximum prison na hawakua wanamterejea kumbe President Onyatto had released some prisoners on this day and he was among the lucky few.
His name was Mzee Omusula. Mzee kitu 52 lakini wale wazee wamestunya na wamekauka. Akaingia ile backroom na akapata Lichoti with his daughter. He summoned the mama pima and asked her nini hii? He then told the daughter to step outside ata deal na yeye later. Instructed mama pima achinje their only jogoo na apike na ile ugali ya brown similar to the one okiya showed us here juzi.
All this time Mzee ameweka Lichoti hostage in the room. Ni bubu game. Ugali and kuku was served. Mzee started eating the ugali… Kumbuka wako solo na Lichoti… Hawabongi… Kuna tension pale. Mzae anakula tuu sembe while eyeing Lichoti.
Akamaliza. Akanawa mkono then said. Kijana yangu, unajua huyo msichana ulikuwa unalala nayeye ni daughter wangu and haja fika umri ya kufanya mapenzi.
Ati mzee sikuwa najua… Napia nilikuwa mlevi… Fanya hivi mzee shika hii 1000/- hio maneno iishe.
Mzae said, sitaki hio elfu yako… Fanya hivi panda juu ya hio kitanda na uanze kutoa longi… Na priz tusisumbuane.
Mzae sahio has already started removing his clothes… Alah Kijana nini unanitazama nimesema panda juu ya hio kitanda na uanze kutoa… Jinga.
Lichoti tried to escape but was caught mid way and given a punch on his stomach… Akainama while holding his painful belly. Mzee geuzad him… Akashukisha Lichoti longi and started giving him back shots while holding Lichoti waist. Chunisharing the boy sukuma with no mercy. Ati ni “malai sana” <-that’s luhya for ni tamu sana.
Meanwhile back at the bar walevi and Duke of Busia are busy enjoying their busaa while dancing to isikuti music which was playing from a cheap radio hapo kando.
Kidogo kidogo they saw someone dash out of the next room with the speed of a cheetah… He knocked the radio down as he ran while holding his already falling trouser… Jumped onto the X5, did a quick reverse design ya those ninjas wa Fast n the furious… Drove off never to be seen ever again.
