Mko fiti wadau. Watu wa usungu. dll washeni nduthi. As you all know am the village electronics supplier and furniture maker. So juzi (last Fri), nimepeleka TV kwa client manzi mfiti ma curves na ma haga chonjo huko pipu kwa kina Vuja dek. Ngunaz kumbe ako na sponser ka @gashwin ivi. So mimi nikajipa shughuli did the set up ya tv, kumaliza ngunaz akadai nibaki kiasi anipikie chai. No sawa nikachill. Chai kuiva akaleta nikaichapa flush. Ngunaz alibambika sana na my professional services akanishow ataniletea customers wengi kama @Female Perspective. Nikasema isorite.
Mimi huyo mulaz kwa mfuko nikarudi waks. Following day Sato, nikapata text ya ule ngunaz ati “pris kam tifi anaonesha pishori”. Nikasema sawa nakam majioni, akadai nikam tu saa hiyo ju alikuwa anataka kuwatch. Kuishia nikapata kumbe ni jackpin ya aerial ndio imetoka. Nikarudisha fiti na ku auto search. Tv ikawa poa. Ngunaz alifurahia na kunihag, alinikwamilia nikashindwa form ni gani hapa. Wah kidogo kidogo naskia amepeleka mkono yangu kwa kuma yake. Akanza kunishow ati venye ako horny na sponser ako Naivasha kwa Main wife.
Roho ilidunda nikasema what would @uwesmake do? Kucheki anti-virus onge. Shiet, na sahio mngeus ashangusha leso. Ilibidi nimeingiza mkono kwa mjulubenng na kuisongeza on the left side within my trao and walked out like a BOSS.
Congratulations pewa mandathi modo! Na strungi hapo kibanda hilton… Bill is on me.
Apo sawa…saa hi post nut clarity ingekua inakumaliza.
Ok, let’s get this right, ulipewa coomer ukakataa na ukatembea?
Must be the 1st talker to post doing so.
Antivirus ni muhimu especially kama ni chakula ya sponsor unataka kula. Sai ungekuwa ligi moja na uwesmakende :D:D:D
ungepiga hiyo coomer jeki proper. do you know ladies ndio wanamalizwa na dry spell? wanaume wakitaka kumaliza dry spell huwa wanaenda to the local sj and koinange while ladies give out to the nearest dick holders like caretaker, watchie like uwesmakei. the rest suffer without any solution
Una bahati haukuplug in USB
kuna some bishes ata wakikupea na socks you just walk away. in my campus days I scored this Chic from Egerton kufika Kwa man cave atapata call from his baby daddy they talk for 45 mins me nikingoja hapo kama ng’ombe, after that another nigga calls ati ulisema utakam Leo. …sahio hio nikajua nikipepeta hii ntaimbiwa luwere in a months time. I had to text a friend anicall that I have a presentation in ten minutes.
Window period huwa 90 days…In the event you need the self-testing kits get in touch…Hizi ndio ukedi husambazwa
leta through pass priss
You dodged a big bullet, luwere ingekuwa imejaa kwa hii thread if there was a plot twist kwa hii hekaya.
Kwani wanaume mnaogopa kuuliza dame kama ako na anti virus? Back in my days …ama…
Not many men can stand to see a puthiiy passing them and on to another fisi kama hajatap
:D:D:D:D:D I thought there’s an after sale service offer?
Hii, yule jamaa Wa gas hangewacha
at the rate at which talkers are bashing @uweskende daily aii yawa wacheni village sponsor akule raha yake.
@pseudonym rudi VIP. i miss you
Schupit :D:D:D:D:D
You did good.
I walked away from one such situation…ati instant shower haifanyi, kisha ghafla bin vu, the towel dropped.
I’m still wondering whether it was will-power or the daunting task of removing my overall na kunawa mikono.
Either way, nilijitoa nikamuitia electrician.
Lakini nilijikuna kipara for 2 hours straight baada ya hapo na nikikunywa WD40 to thank the gods for the severe eye cleansing.
Mecho ilikuwa pearl white for 45 minutes.
:D:D
Dryspell yako iko lini ata kama mimi si watchie kama uwesmakende:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Hapo you dodged a big one hadi nashuku this could be you…
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