Kunguni wataniua wajameni.

So am on bed scratching my balls as i think kesho itakuaje then nasikia kakitu kananiuma.Checking napata its this nigga and he seems relaxed than ever. Kuangalia chini ya kitanda chupa ya dosage iko flat.Machoss tu. :([ATTACH=full]78698[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]78700[/ATTACH]

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hehe iza, mimi there is a dog on heat imefugwa na neighbor its making so much noise maze for the past two nights.Yesterday night some two males made their way to the neighborhood and I thought finally katawekelewa threshold kawache pang’ang’a but meh!it seems the two males did not execute the task at hand to precision. sasa kila mtu anaumizwa na kelele since shoti saba minimum was not achieved

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heheee…Hakuna kitu hukosesha raha usiku kama kelele za mbwa

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Aaaaiiii boss…

Na hii njaanuary ningesma uhame au choma hio nyumba…

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Boss hama kawangware. Heneways, mimi ni umbu zinanisumbua, before I sleep I make sure I kill all of them, nikiingia kwa bed ata kabla nijipindue naskia uuuuuuuuuuuhhh, naamka naua tano, kurudi tena uuuuuuuh fuck! Nimeachana na usingizi sasa nafanya works. I can’t use a net because it’s too uncomfy, can’t use a coil because it leaves your room plus clothes smelling like peasantry, last times I had to spray my special aventus creed 7 times to get rid of that smell (hello homo @Web Dev )

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Ile doom odourless bado iko ?

Kuna insecticide inaitwa family… A big one goes for 200 Bob…just before u leave this morning, puliza kabisa na HEPA.

Sijui ka utapata… I guess hupatikana kwa Somali hoods pekee

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Be worried. Hao jeshi ukiona tu mmoja jua kamenuka na they could be hiding in the crevices in hundreds. Unfortunately, dawa yao ni moto tu.

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Use an electric mosquito repellant

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Siko sure

You should introduce cockroaches in your house. I hear they are narural enemies and the roaches munch on them.

I’ve been planning on getting bedbugs so that I can play general in that war. Where do I get those little furks?

Gen. Swidfil Makanje.

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There will be an alliance in the offing against Gen.Swidfil Makanje.

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Kunguni humalizwa Na maji Moto and insecticides. Make sure hiyo kitanda umekinyunyizia maji Moto in every corner,crack and crevice. Then hizo manguo zoote inje…kwa jua fumigate nyumba Na hizo manguo thoroughly.

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Hehe…Kunguni zinaweza kutawala kwa nyumba yako mpaka udecide kublaze nyumba.

Those bastards used to give me sleepless nights in campus hadi kuna time nilikuwa natandika mattress kwa floor and sleep there

Kwani unalala kwa baby cot

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Boss, there is nothing worse than Bedbugs, afadhali mbwa, mosquitoes, ata kumwagiwa maji usiku

Bedbug infestation hekaya

Soma hio hekaya hapo juu and witness

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ANIMAL GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Allan Fungututi wacha kusumbua. kwanza niuzie PS iko kwa Man Cave ukihama

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