Kunguru Encounters! Lets Have Yours

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

Having been a bachelor for a tad many years, I did encounter a fair share of Kungurus! or Kurabus! a few encounters stand out…
There was this chick who shouted another guys name during sex! Those word’s hurt like nothing else! ''Aki Dan… Please… Don’t…,Dan, Dan… it took her a while to even realize her mistake…
Another one when I just landed in Nairobi, to start life huku after years in Majengo ya Mombasa…this fine lass I had a date with had setup another date and was using me to kill time tu till Alpha Male amkujie! Back then was this club on Kimanthi street Seasons, she stayed with me for like 30 minutes gave mea fake story that she has to leave sijuhi emergency … from the balcony I cud see msee ndo huyo… busy on phone looking for her…

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[Sitakiupusi]

Hiyo ya pili huyo dem alikubeba fala

[pamba]

Wapi sex and relationships experts?

[Bwenyenye]

Masaibu hayo

[hakimoto]

@pamba

Wapi sex and relationships experts?

M2random is typing…

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@pamba

Wapi sex and relationships experts?

Soul ties manenos: @Purple ukipiga inspection,pitia hapa kwa @Bangaiza Salinga AKA Dan!

[Colombo-Combolo]

Didi you try following up the second one, ujifanye haukuona kitu then hit your target and run run na umwambie you know what she did

[tombayeye]

Dan apewe kikombe ya beer kwa bill yangu

[Alchemist]

Women below 28 have infinite power over most men below the same age unless you have a good bank report card. Above 30 they are on the receiving end. That’s when men have created something and women are running out of looks.

[Ken_Sarro]

@Colombo-Combolo

Didi you try following up the second one, ujifanye haukuona kitu then hit your target and run run na umwambie you know what she did

waste of valuable time and resources. She will sumbua you with the coochie till you give up.

[kiLo]

@Colombo-Combolo

Didi you try following up the second one, ujifanye haukuona kitu then hit your target and run run na umwambie you know what she did

Ukipitwa, pitika. Don’t follow up ama utaumizwa.

[Brikicho_Bantureh]

@Alchemist

Women below 28 have infinite power over most men below the same age unless you have a good bank report card. Above 30 they are on the receiving end. That’s when men have created something and women are running out of looks.

hii kiji huwa na experts wengi sana…hii ni ukweli sana chief

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

@Colombo-Combolo

Didi you try following up the second one, ujifanye haukuona kitu then hit your target and run run na umwambie you know what she did

There was no need… Too much tribal pride pia could not allow

[Wechez]

@Bangaiza Salinga

There was no need… Too much tribal pride pia could not allow

Boss tafuta kasamthing down the street she will beg to return you after seeing you on wheels of steel. Hapo ni kumlenga na kumuuliza you wonder what attracted you to her in the first place.

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

@Alchemist

Women below 28 have infinite power over most men below the same age unless you have a good bank report card. Above 30 they are on the receiving end. That’s when men have created something and women are running out of looks.

Agreed… In other words as women age their options in the dating market place decrease As Men age our options increase That’s why smart women will be ruthless in dismissing guys during their prime years 21-26 hivi.

[Colombo-Combolo]

@Bangaiza Salinga

There was no need… Too much tribal pride pia could not allow

safi bro, hapo ndiyo sisi huseme ulimuonea 18 yards away, so let her shine on, akienda

[johntez_addi_gaza_ms]

Sijaelewa kitu

[Dora-ttitude]

@Bangaiza Salinga

Agreed… In other words as women age their options in the dating market place decrease As Men age our options increase That’s why smart women will be ruthless in dismissing guys during their prime years 21-26 hivi.

That’s funny coz I get most guys younger than me in their mid twenties hitting on me, pengine coz am petite Hawajui miaka :D:D. So your argument doesn’t hold much water

[M2Random]

@Tom Bayeye

Dan apewe kikombe ya beer kwa bill yangu

[Capitan]

@Dora-ttitude

That’s funny coz I get most guys younger than me in their mid twenties hitting on me, pengine coz am petite Hawajui miaka :D:D. So your argument doesn’t hold much water

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