Kwa gallery yangu kuna ma-melanin kadhaa size 16 na kadhaa size 8. So nilikua natafuta ka-brownskin hivi size 8 gallery ikue complete. Naye shetani halali, akanitupia mmoja.
So… Monday hivi, this kunguru gets my number from a mutual friend and texts me. Mimi nikaona maombi yangu imejibiwa. I am currently working in a small town in the Rift Valley. Kunguru ilikuja huku kutafuta job (first red light) and is living “with a girlfriend” (second red light). Tukameet hio Tuesday majioni after work, nikaipeleka place ikapiga Bloody Mary kadhaa ikabambika. After that sexual tension was high but… rules of the book. PussyEater akaplay hard to get leo ndio next time ijipe yenyewe.
Sasa jana issaFriday, my regular pussy supplier went to Nairobi hio Wednesday… na weekend ndio hii. Lazima shuma irare ndani. Mimi huyo na kunguru tukaenda club fulani hapa Kericho tukadance kiasi… but DJ alikua down. Nikaambia kunguru twende another livelier club. Kufika tukaitisha beer each. Dem akaingia dance floor.
Hapo ndio this jamaa out of nowhere came to dance with her, ikakua ni kama wanastruggle kiasi. Sipendi madharau. Mimi huyo nkaamka.
“Boss, nini mbaya? Wachana na dem wangu.” Sura ya kazi.
“Ati dem wako? Ni wako tangu lini?” Sura ya kazi.
Hapo ndio kunguru ikanivuta kando ikanishow “He is my boyfriend.”
PussyEater siezi pigania pussy na inauzwa hapa nje 500/=. Nikajikata nikaenda kuendelea na drink. Saa hiyo dem amepigwa kofi na boyfriend akaanguka chini… ma bouncer ndo hao… huyo msee akalipa drink ya dem na wakatolewa nje. Nikajijazia dem alikuja huku come-we-stay na huyo boyz. Cover yake ni ati anatafuta job na anaishi na dem mwenzake. I really pity the guy. Dem unamweka kwa nyumba yako vizuri, unalipa rent, unanunua food, hana chochote anakunyonya pesa tu na bado anapigia PussyEater ampe mjuols.
Hapo ndo PussyEater alikunywa beer yake mdogomdoooogo na akakojoa akalala.
