Sorry guys for the misleading title of the hekaya being short. I was overwhelmed by the sweetness of the "pussy thus i didn’t know it will be this long. Also kuna time i wrote this hekaya phone ikazima before i could post.thus making it two. Imagine the frustration.
So after it became a norm that the soldier could be getting a little something, i was good to go. The days that followed i could eat the same lanye and only her. It came to a point that kuna time hata silipi. Another funny thing is that this mungikiress, she never drunk nor took any drugs… She told me she had a kid to feed back home. Enyewe shida can push someone to do things they never imagined… My game was on top she used to tell me.
Fast forward this year, about two weeks ago nilikuwa naenda home. In front of me there were to ladies who were walking rather slow, they were enjoying some sweet gossip, so in my mind i was doing some mental calculations of how ningewapita , hapo mbele yetu there was a green grocer on my left. A very good looking lady or let’s say woman with a child on her back akatoka with a blue basin ikiwa na skuma na nyanya, akanisalimia mimi nikanyamaza coz i thought she was referring to the two ladies. The convo was like this
Lady: mambo
Me:
Lady:wewe, nasema wewe
Me:(very confused, i thought she was mistaken) mimi?
Lady:eeh, wewe hunikumbuki?
Me:(twisting my face, trying to remember)
She was smiling at that time and a bit shy
Lady:hukumbuki huko “hilton”?
That’s when it hit me, it was the lanye. She had really transformed, very decent dressing, nice mature hair style. But the smile was still the same.
Apparently she got married and living happily with her husband. Now a reformed person.
I felt like a king, my ego ilikuwa imeshiba, imetoa hadi kitambi.
I pity the man that married her. Mileage yenye iko hapo. Poor man. I’m tempted to ask her for a rematch, now that she’s someone’s wife. If we meet again.
NB: grammar nazis, flow, mteremko, hekayarists, teacher of English. Watu wa luwere kaeni kando
Ebrufication mnaeza niona kando