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So yesterday was a Friday and it being a weekend of course its a day to party and have fun. I had prepared for it to be lit. So as my job stipulation I had to make some deliveries (am a driver kwa wenye hawajui). So huyo mimi nikamake deliveries. My last delivery was at 3 pm after which gari zote zinarudishwa kwa kampuni. Weekends hatukubaliwi kwenda na gari nyumbani. When I made the delivery to our loyal client he felt very enthusiastic that I have been doing a good and it being end month jamaa akanipea 20k akaniambia hizo ni za macho. Nikajua hapa mimi nitalewa vibaya sana. Mimi huyo nikarudisha Allion kwa kampuni nikavutia kunguru flani ya UoN ikam tusherehekee hii pesa kunguru ikaanza excuses "ooh sijui mi sikai ooh kesho nafaa kuenda Limuru" nikasema ni sawa hata usikuje. Nikaenda huko Ronald Ngala backstreet nikaitisha Konyagi ndo niiteremshe pole pole nikiingoja giza iingie. Before hata nifungue hiyo Konyagi nikavutiwa na boy flani anaitwa Georgez akanivutia kuna vile deal imeingiana akona 100k nimjoin huko Wakanda tuikojolee yote nikasema ni sawa.

Nikachapia mzae flani niaje unadai makali nikamwachia. Kufika Wakanda ilikuwa kitu ka 7.30 ivi kuvutia Eddie malaya ya mtu ilikuwa mteja manze. Nikajitoa nikaenda kujibonda. Kumvutia tena gunia ya mtu ni mteja bana. Nikasema haina noma nikaingia huko Wakanda nikaona hata si kubaya. Mecho ilikuwa inang'arishwa every second manze. Mecho iling'ara mpaka infinity yaani iling'ara excess. So I ordered drink sat down and enjoyed myself. At a time like that I drink by the counter since I dont have company and the counter sometimes provides some good company. Nishaikamua kunguru flani Naks niliipatanga counter kiswahili ikarushwa some hours later threshold ilikuwa inafikishwa mbaya sana.

So kufika kitu kama 2 nikaachana na mzinga nikaona nianze kuchapa shots na madoubles za whisky. On my continued drinking some bitch came and hit me and the drink spilled on my shirt. I dont know if she was following a movie script or something. I got so mad. In this situation two things are involved like it was in a certain movie...

The bitch came knocked on a guy and he spilled the drink on his shirt. The bitch apologized profusely and the nigga said its okay. Then being a gentleman he offered to buy her a drink and then they started chatting and later went to his place abd banged real serious.

The second instance is where the bitch went and knocked another guy deliberately and the drink spilled on his shirt. This time round she found a jack ass. The nigga was like "What the f**k bitch, are you blind?" The bitch started apologizing profusely and cleaning his shirt with a tissue the nigga continued "Get your mother fucking hand off me you whore". The bitch continued apologizing and the nigga continued " Do you even have an idea how much this shirt cost? Do this get the f**k outta ma sight you cunt".'

In my situation I didn't want to be the generous guy NO!! I wanted to be the jerk ass. When I was about to rant she was like "Am really sorry, Can I get you another drink?"

She had complety outwitted me. Seeing that I challenged her and said"Why dont you have a drink with me?" She turned me down but got me ny drink. She then went her way. She was another breed of women.

f**k next week lazima niende Wakanda tena. Fucking awesome club.
 

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