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Lerionka

Village Elder
#1
I'm still in shock.

I was catching a lift with a friend. We agree to meet up at Hunters pale Kasarani.
Mimi kufika, napata jamaa ako panic. He's like ingia gari twende. Mimi huyo, teketeke. We proceed to some apartment.

Dakika moja, some ladies wakatoka plot carrying an unconscious naked woman. Nikashtuka kwanza. Wtf is this!? Unajua shock ya kuona mtu uchi tena amebebaniwa! Nikashuka gari. This lady is naked naked. Her eyes are glassy.

Kuangalia hawa madem, nikajua ni kunguru. Huyu ako uchi amejaa tattoo anakaa exercise book.
Plot twist.
A naija guy walks out buckling his belt. "Wettin wahala be this! I told you people not to smoke cigarettes so much " Kumbe these guys really speak like that for real. It sounds abit unintelligent.

Kabla sijamaliza kushangaa, the naked one foams at the mouth and immediately akili ikaclick- Overdose.
Cigarette toka lini kapea mtu OD?

We decided to rush the lady to a big hospital juu clinic labda hawawezani . This police car stops us halfway wanataka kushika sisi juu ya reckless driving. Kuona msichana amefunikwa anakaa mahututi hapo nyuma, jamaa akatuwacha tu. Three guys at the front. Me looking like a peddler. Nyuma kuna wasichana watatu, mmoja ako nusu uchi povu mdomoni. What a sight we must have. Been.

At the hospital, I pull this woman from the vehicle. Nikamwekelea kwa trolly and in she disappeared. She left a little froth on my shirt.

She didn't make it.

I'm wondering if I was the last thing she saw.

Rip to whomever you were. That was a most unfortunate death.

The naija guy escaped. The owner of the house where the party was, made a phonecall- drugs zitolewe kwake. Apparently zilikuwa chini ya carpet or something. One other lady escaped with the nigerian.

The late alikuwa mrembo kama kitu ingine. Only saw her a moment- and half the time she was frothing at the mouth- but you could tell, very beautiful. Matako kubwa. Sana. I wondered how such a creature could die so unceremoniously. Unakufa aje kwa house party?
 
#3
I'm still in shock.

I was catching a lift with a friend. We agree to meet up at Hunters pale Kasarani.
Mimi kufika, napata jamaa ako panic. He's like ingia gari twende. Mimi huyo, teketeke. We proceed to some apartment.

Dakika moja, some ladies wakatoka plot carrying an unconscious naked woman. Nikashtuka kwanza. Wtf is this!? Unajua shock ya kuona mtu uchi tena amebebaniwa! Nikashuka gari. This lady is naked naked. Her eyes are glassy.

Kuangalia hawa madem, nikajua ni kunguru. Huyu ako uchi amejaa tattoo anakaa exercise book.
Plot twist.
A naija guy walks out buckling his belt. "Wettin wahala be this! I told you people not to smoke cigarettes so much " Kumbe these guys really speak like that for real. It sounds abit unintelligent.

Kabla sijamaliza kushangaa, the naked one foams at the mouth and immediately akili ikaclick- Overdose.
Cigarette toka lini kapea mtu OD?

We decided to rush the lady to a big hospital juu clinic labda hawawezani . This police car stops us halfway wanataka kushika sisi juu ya reckless driving. Kuona msichana amefunikwa anakaa mahututi hapo nyuma, jamaa akatuwacha tu. Three guys at the front. Me looking like a peddler. Nyuma kuna wasichana watatu, mmoja ako nusu uchi povu mdomoni. What a sight we must have. Been.

At the hospital, I pull this woman from the vehicle. Nikamwekelea kwa trolly and in she disappeared. She left a little froth on my shirt.

She didn't make it.

I'm wondering if I was the last thing she saw.

Rip to whomever you were. That was a most unfortunate death.

The naija guy escaped. The owner of the house where the party was, made a phonecall- drugs zitolewe kwake. Apparently zilikuwa chini ya carpet or something. One other lady escaped with the nigerian.

The late alikuwa mrembo kama kitu ingine. Only saw her a moment- and half the time she was frothing at the mouth- but you could tell, very beautiful. Matako kubwa. Sana. I wondered how such a creature could die so unceremoniously. Unakufa aje kwa house party?
So unfortunate
 
#5
I'm still in shock.

I was catching a lift with a friend. We agree to meet up at Hunters pale Kasarani.
Mimi kufika, napata jamaa ako panic. He's like ingia gari twende. Mimi huyo, teketeke. We proceed to some apartment.

Dakika moja, some ladies wakatoka plot carrying an unconscious naked woman. Nikashtuka kwanza. Wtf is this!? Unajua shock ya kuona mtu uchi tena amebebaniwa! Nikashuka gari. This lady is naked naked. Her eyes are glassy.

Kuangalia hawa madem, nikajua ni kunguru. Huyu ako uchi amejaa tattoo anakaa exercise book.
Plot twist.
A naija guy walks out buckling his belt. "Wettin wahala be this! I told you people not to smoke cigarettes so much " Kumbe these guys really speak like that for real. It sounds abit unintelligent.

Kabla sijamaliza kushangaa, the naked one foams at the mouth and immediately akili ikaclick- Overdose.
Cigarette toka lini kapea mtu OD?

We decided to rush the lady to a big hospital juu clinic labda hawawezani . This police car stops us halfway wanataka kushika sisi juu ya reckless driving. Kuona msichana amefunikwa anakaa mahututi hapo nyuma, jamaa akatuwacha tu. Three guys at the front. Me looking like a peddler. Nyuma kuna wasichana watatu, mmoja ako nusu uchi povu mdomoni. What a sight we must have. Been.

At the hospital, I pull this woman from the vehicle. Nikamwekelea kwa trolly and in she disappeared. She left a little froth on my shirt.

She didn't make it.

I'm wondering if I was the last thing she saw.

Rip to whomever you were. That was a most unfortunate death.

The naija guy escaped. The owner of the house where the party was, made a phonecall- drugs zitolewe kwake. Apparently zilikuwa chini ya carpet or something. One other lady escaped with the nigerian.

The late alikuwa mrembo kama kitu ingine. Only saw her a moment- and half the time she was frothing at the mouth- but you could tell, very beautiful. Matako kubwa. Sana. I wondered how such a creature could die so unceremoniously. Unakufa aje kwa house party?
Lerionka...why did your friend take you there is the big Q? and why did you get involved mpaka you now have the DNA on you? Godaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
 

Thirimaii

Village Elder
#7
I'm still in shock.

I was catching a lift with a friend. We agree to meet up at Hunters pale Kasarani.
Mimi kufika, napata jamaa ako panic. He's like ingia gari twende. Mimi huyo, teketeke. We proceed to some apartment.

Dakika moja, some ladies wakatoka plot carrying an unconscious naked woman. Nikashtuka kwanza. Wtf is this!? Unajua shock ya kuona mtu uchi tena amebebaniwa! Nikashuka gari. This lady is naked naked. Her eyes are glassy.

Kuangalia hawa madem, nikajua ni kunguru. Huyu ako uchi amejaa tattoo anakaa exercise book.
Plot twist.
A naija guy walks out buckling his belt. "Wettin wahala be this! I told you people not to smoke cigarettes so much " Kumbe these guys really speak like that for real. It sounds abit unintelligent.

Kabla sijamaliza kushangaa, the naked one foams at the mouth and immediately akili ikaclick- Overdose.
Cigarette toka lini kapea mtu OD?

We decided to rush the lady to a big hospital juu clinic labda hawawezani . This police car stops us halfway wanataka kushika sisi juu ya reckless driving. Kuona msichana amefunikwa anakaa mahututi hapo nyuma, jamaa akatuwacha tu. Three guys at the front. Me looking like a peddler. Nyuma kuna wasichana watatu, mmoja ako nusu uchi povu mdomoni. What a sight we must have. Been.

At the hospital, I pull this woman from the vehicle. Nikamwekelea kwa trolly and in she disappeared. She left a little froth on my shirt.

She didn't make it.

I'm wondering if I was the last thing she saw.

Rip to whomever you were. That was a most unfortunate death.

The naija guy escaped. The owner of the house where the party was, made a phonecall- drugs zitolewe kwake. Apparently zilikuwa chini ya carpet or something. One other lady escaped with the nigerian.

The late alikuwa mrembo kama kitu ingine. Only saw her a moment- and half the time she was frothing at the mouth- but you could tell, very beautiful. Matako kubwa. Sana. I wondered how such a creature could die so unceremoniously. Unakufa aje kwa house party?
Pole na at the same time hongera kwa kusaidia
 

Agwambo

Village Elder
#12
I'm still in shock.

I was catching a lift with a friend. We agree to meet up at Hunters pale Kasarani.
Mimi kufika, napata jamaa ako panic. He's like ingia gari twende. Mimi huyo, teketeke. We proceed to some apartment.

Dakika moja, some ladies wakatoka plot carrying an unconscious naked woman. Nikashtuka kwanza. Wtf is this!? Unajua shock ya kuona mtu uchi tena amebebaniwa! Nikashuka gari. This lady is naked naked. Her eyes are glassy.

Kuangalia hawa madem, nikajua ni kunguru. Huyu ako uchi amejaa tattoo anakaa exercise book.
Plot twist.
A naija guy walks out buckling his belt. "Wettin wahala be this! I told you people not to smoke cigarettes so much " Kumbe these guys really speak like that for real. It sounds abit unintelligent.

Kabla sijamaliza kushangaa, the naked one foams at the mouth and immediately akili ikaclick- Overdose.
Cigarette toka lini kapea mtu OD?

We decided to rush the lady to a big hospital juu clinic labda hawawezani . This police car stops us halfway wanataka kushika sisi juu ya reckless driving. Kuona msichana amefunikwa anakaa mahututi hapo nyuma, jamaa akatuwacha tu. Three guys at the front. Me looking like a peddler. Nyuma kuna wasichana watatu, mmoja ako nusu uchi povu mdomoni. What a sight we must have. Been.

At the hospital, I pull this woman from the vehicle. Nikamwekelea kwa trolly and in she disappeared. She left a little froth on my shirt.

She didn't make it.

I'm wondering if I was the last thing she saw.

Rip to whomever you were. That was a most unfortunate death.

The naija guy escaped. The owner of the house where the party was, made a phonecall- drugs zitolewe kwake. Apparently zilikuwa chini ya carpet or something. One other lady escaped with the nigerian.

The late alikuwa mrembo kama kitu ingine. Only saw her a moment- and half the time she was frothing at the mouth- but you could tell, very beautiful. Matako kubwa. Sana. I wondered how such a creature could die so unceremoniously. Unakufa aje kwa house party?
Pole sana.Ukiitwa kuenda kuandika statement usikubali.In case her family pursues justice and someone is charged with manslaughter or an inquest is opened to investigate the course of her death it will be long and messy in court.
 

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