Kunguru ni Kunguru tu: Tuesday Experience.

[Mathaais]

Ati Uber? Ebu teremka hapo highway mchukue mat muende. Githurai ata haijafika 20 bob saa hii."

Kuna Githurai MSA?
Anyway I guess this is the 1st Ktalk hekaya I have read where someone confesses the chics were below par.

 

[Old Monk]

Hiyo nyumba will be swept clean some day.

 

[Gio]

hehehe the things boy child go thru.... last week niliita ingine ililkuwa Galleria, ikakataa hawezi panda mat 20bob to Rongai eti yeye she only do private cars or ubers. bado anangojea uber yake

NV Hata wewe ulikutana na maslay queens wa I only do Uber's kama yule resident slay queen wetu hapa

 

[conoiseur]

Kunguru ndo wanaitashanga pizza na uber. it is well known

 

[dude]

For me its the opposite, i took a number of a kunguru kwa club usiku. Following day i invited her over, being a college girl akasema anakuja na mwenzake. Vitu niliona kwa mlango! Weeeh. Pombe ni mbaya.
I just had to say i was heading kwa rafiki, so we had to go pamoja. My friend alinicheka but mzigo ulikuwa kwake sasa.

Side note: walibebwa eventually. We all got those friends who truly believe shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka

 

[kemymwakaz]

Hawa madem wanadhani wako entitled to everything when meeting a guy huudhii

 

[kingsolomonn2016]

i hate such women.

The most annoying creatures on earth. All they bring to the table is pu**y.

 

[kingsolomonn2016]

For me its the opposite, i took a number of a kunguru kwa club usiku. Following day i invited her over, being a college girl akasema anakuja na mwenzake. Vitu niliona kwa mlango! Weeeh. Pombe ni mbaya.
I just had to say i was heading kwa rafiki, so we had to go pamoja. My friend alinicheka but mzigo ulikuwa kwake sasa.

Side note: walibebwa eventually. We all got those friends who truly believe shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka

hahahahaha i love this village

 

[Luther12]

hehehe the things boy child go thru.... last week niliita ingine ililkuwa Galleria, ikakataa hawezi panda mat 20bob to Rongai eti yeye she only do private cars or ubers. bado anangojea uber yake

Masahibu ya boychild.

 

[Luther12]

Hiyo nyumba will be swept clean some day.

Tema hiyo mate!

 

[Old Monk]

Tema hiyo mate!

Kuna yule talker karibu probox yake iibiwe na a friend of a friend.

Unadhani ni kunguru kumbe ni pwagu.

 

[Ganya Sr]

Glad you used the big head to make the right decision......served the kungurus right!!

 

[denis young]

Kuna Githurai MSA?
Anyway I guess this is the 1st Ktalk hekaya I have read where someone confesses the chics were below par.

Mathighs haukuona nikisema nilitoka mombasa tuesday...kunguru kama imechapa imechapa..hakuna haja ya kudanganya...hehe

Hiyo nyumba will be swept clean some day.

Venye dagitari amesema...tema hiyo mate mbio...shetani ashindwe.

 

[KING IN THE SOUTH]

summary.
-was in mombasa
-has new hisense 40 inch tv
-had 32 inch before
-stays 20 bob away from githurai
-plays fifa
-owns trouser like @Lemah
you get the general theme that the thread is suitable for under 20's

i like your thinking and is a student at one of the local unregistered versities,
pizza was not a big deal people out there are buying plots and developing them, others are investing in nice treats to Naivasha.

 

[leviathon]

nataka umbwa kama ya Jon Snow aka ghost

utafika bei ya white gsd??

 

[PicaFlor]

That was a good read.

 

[uwesmake]

utafika bei ya white gsd??

pesa si shida Mwau ni anko yangu

 

[Claire]

The chiq who was closest to me decided to break the ice.

...and

I mean..

 

[WuTang]

Kunguru watatuonyesha mambo.

 

[leviathon]

pesa si shida Mwau ni anko yangu

very fast