Kunguruuuu

So wadau am just chilling listening to J cole vibes smoking a joint before i sleep.So a certain Mofo starts bragging in a certain WhatsApp group venye Leo ameangukia Dem wa Barclays, kama kawa bila evidence ni fertile imagination due to intensive wanking.
Jamaa akaleta Evidence which made think that sometimes kunguru/women are so desparate.

Evidence ndio hii hapa
[20:07, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Hey Jomoa you lied to me that you were to call me and this number you gave me isn’t going through always.
[20:07, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: Sorry I forgot to call you.
How many times have you tried
[20:08, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: The whole of last weekend.Okay kindly call me because that line isn’t going through still.
[20:08, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: just chat me
[20:09, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Waaah so you’re next to her???
[20:09, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: Who is her?
[20:09, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: I hate such questions.
[20:09, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Stop being harsh on me please.Jomoa I want you to be frank with me are you in a serious relationship.
[20:10, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: I just admire your qualities
[20:11, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Stop ignoring me please
[20:11, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Please flash me so that we can talk
[20:13, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: Ain’t ignoring you.Am dating currently but bae ako mbali kiasi job so I don’t want to complicate issues.
[20:14, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: I want someone serious like you, very simple
[20:16, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: If you’re serious enough then am ready too but keep in mind I have someone
[20:20, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Mmmhhhh…do you have a kid?
[20:21, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: Waaaah some things you’ll come to know with time.
[20:34, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Hahaa
[20:39, 28/01/2019] Diana Barclays: Unastay solo?
[21:02, 28/01/2019] Eng.Jomoa: Yeah

Hehehe Enyewe some people can be desperate sometimes. I know a bitter old lady(sijataja mtu) will tend to disagree with me. Najua atasema the lady is trying to fuck
Antway mkidai screenshot naweza wekea MF who cunt believe.

hapo naona jamaa akichunishwa skumaaa

Kunguru inaelekea kugonga ugonjwa wa meno(menopause)

hapo hakuna udesperado. fala inachezwa kama guitar

Si ugonjwa ni kupumzika.

Kama hakuna X-ray weka Basi gamma ray

Corporate bishes wako na njaa

Hawa sasa ndio watu wasake, sio kunguru za internet na wa latema rd/riva rori halafu unadandiwo na karao

I don’t understand, you typed this entire conversation?

Didn’t you read, he is smoking a joint.

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I’ve read through the whole post and homosexual vybe whatsoever.But you had to bring be the first to.post something homosexual and completely out of topic.You’re such a unicorn faggot,you cant help it…like R Kelly in a girls school.

Mwanume shoga kabisa…bet you’re a bottom too

Alpha male ni nini imekuchemsha hivi asubuhi?

I just see a golddigger banker. I’m sure jamaa hubank Barclay’s

Angusha iyo screenshot

Wapi mbisha tufunge hii stori?

Corporate women don’t want to marry. They want a stupid beta male ile tu isemekane ameolewa. Otherwise they will continue sleeping with their bosses and other niggas on business trips. If I am to marry such a woman namwambia if she wants to get married awache kazi nimuwekee shop ya cereals. If she fails the test nijue ni kunguru.

Reta number tumalise kiu…

ata ukimfungulia baze ya mutura atapigwa na ule mse anauza supu apo kando…

C&P from WhatsApp chat