Back when I was a broke campus student eating mangoes for lunch and uji surwa for Breakfast as @Bingwa Scrotum puts it, I had a crush on this lass in the Engineering department. Threw a few sweet nothings and she swallowed it Hook, line and sinker and soon we were chatting and teasing each other. Every time I tried to bait her to come to my 4shared Hostel room she kept declining claiming she is studying for her digital electronics Cat or her Ordinary and differential equations while all I wanted was for us to measure the coefficient of static friction between me and her and explore the tangents of her booty’s curve.
One morning she texted “Deorro si Leo unitembelee?”, mimi huyo nikaoga na kuomba cologne yet kawaida am a vaseline petroleum jelly guy. CD kwa mfuko then took a mat to her place since she stayed outside school in a rented crib. Kufika at her penthouse executive bedsitter nikapata she had those long Tshirts that you try to guess whats underneath on, was given a tight hug, complimented my nice smell. Chit chat kiasi then was served some tea, bread and fried eggs. After the meal akakaa kando yangu kwa bed and we watched Inglorious Basterds on her laptop whose desktop was full of notes in PDF formats. For the clueless dem akikuja kwako kuona movie huwa movie haiishi. Finger did the walking, clothes got thrown away, tongues explored and soon her back was curved in a perfect arch while I drilled her.
Suddenly there was this loud bang on the door followed by loud knocks then bangs. I froze thinking pengine ni sponsor wake anaye lipa rent amefika after a tip off na wamama wa mbuloti. Dick just went flaccid then this sound was like Njambi tunajua uko ndani, toka nje. Removed the CD then put on my clothes hurriedly plus the shoe without the socks on na kukaa kando ya bed while she went to talk to the visitors. On Opening the door all I heard was “Miezi mbili sasa hujalipa rent, Leo inabidi tufunge nyumba”. On hearing that I dashed to the door to find mean looking guys with a padlock and some papers. Mimi nikatoka nje pole pole then one of them was like “na hapa pana nuka undume kwani mlikuwa mnafanya nini?” Njambi comes next to me and she asks me for 5k in low tone, nikasema sina, she was like “hata Helb hauna?” Nikajibu mimi Helb walininyima loan. while still talking the guys locked her door. Had to beg them to at least open so that she can pick a few of her stuff, they were like si ulipie dem wako nyumba. Mimi nikangojea Njambi aingie ndani na nikamhepa na mashida zake.