Am new to this hekaya telling so forgive me nikikosea na flow…
So it was a sato ivi late back last year or last year part one.my friend had just graduated from this unis/colle ata sijui huchipuliwa wapi.she had called over a few friends pale cbd but since singeweza kumek mchana told her nitashuka ivo majioni(githaa ya athuri).i finished my hustle na nikafunga.kuingia kejani freshened up and checked mfuko wise was good(bad mistake somehow).took a mat hadi nyairofi ndani.nikawapata pale benchez pale nyuma ya lifestyle wameshika kamzinga nikuchapa tu mdogo mdogo.mm na unyota yangu nikadandia pia.fast forward hadi kidu 9-10 pm wakasema twende club na my right hand man who was the boyfriend to the mama(rwandanese)…fine AF alikua amewacha i.d so u cn imagine ile freezing ilikua inatupata kwa mlango.so among us kulikua na ninja alikua anakaa umo akasema tufike huko we celebrate there.sisi hao hadi umo…on our way kwake nikaspot lanyes pale.mm na drunkardness yangu nikatupa thogora yangu but it didnt mek coz le squad pulled me off wakasema nimaintain.we fikad kwa the spacious single na there continued drinking.kidu 2am ivi zikashika sana nikatoka nje ivi kidogo kwa balcony kubreathe fresh air n hapo chini kwa roadi i cud spot some fine lanyes.nilikua nimechapwa na dryspell mbaya n i had to release the kutu to be whole again…nikiwa pale nikaspot moja momo ivi na vile momo hunimalisa…nikaamua leo lazima nifuate nyayo za dikteta aka dryfry master nwenyewe @uwesmake.mm nikaanza ushogothi pale nikanotice iko na melons zile @Tommy Lee Sparta hupenda na thutha iko sawa.nikatupa thogora yangu na nikaiambia ipande…singeifek kwa ule mboyz so only option was stairs.kabla tuanze ikasema niilipe kwanza(big mistake as i came to learn later).mm nikajihami na thogithi na kuanza kazi…nikanut as i saw the ass jiggling…katika harakati hio master mmoja akakya akishuka stairs n heard the footsteps
Mm nikavaa nguo mbio na kuiacha pale stairs nikatoka nje ya gate na kujifanta ni raundi nachapa
The nigga noticed i was hammering akanifuata.nilikua tipsy bado n confrinted me.pale nikastand my ground n confirmed nor denied the allegations…kidogo anichape but akaniambia isokey na kufunga gate.ile lanyes ikakuja ikanishw mbona nimetoka mbio ivo na nikaiambia iende kabisa
Nikarudi mfukoni nikapata sina any
Kumbe she was busy ransanking my pockets as i was doing it coz aliona pale nimetoa pesa.bfr i cud realise nimecheso alikua ashaenda.nikameza my bitter feelings nikaamua kurudi…Masaibu…gate locked.mimi ni mgeni na sijulikani huko.simu niliacha ndani.baridi ilinichapa pale.the ninja aliponiacha alienda na kufunga gate
Kushout ata sishkiki…soldier alikua hapo came to my aid akanishow nipande juu ya kibandanski ilikua hapo nirukie balcony(that was an hr later)…nikagaulu nikajipata ndani…ata sikuongea na mtu just went drunk myself silly na nikaambia my friend fare atanilipia pesa imepotea…never told them what happened…never again wil i try ferking on a stairway…peasantry was real
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Sijui nikupe like ama nikose.
Thinking using your D is real
Hehe inanikumbusha stori ingine huko rosters na kadame fulani ka thome
Hekaya ianguke
Nilikua naive back then
Given you a like… You should call yaself The StairMaster
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Pewa mbili kwa bill yangu
nimekupea like!
nani amekuuliza
Wa cha fitina,@fu ja deek…
pia wewe nimekupea like
nice hekaya.
Asande @Meria Mata
if only more people come out and tell their hekas this category would surpass politics and news.
angusha ingine bro. the more you write the better you get at it
Had a similar incident Dar sehemu fulani inaitwa Sinza. hekaya itakuja soon
Hapo sawa…next itakuja
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nfortutunately am a bad story teller
We want that story told, albeit badly! It will still be a story!
Hekaya ni hekaya
This is my first one kuandika pia