KUSOTA HAIBAGUI FOOTSUBISHI AMA MERCEDES

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What men do to keep up appearances

Niko na feets KCF

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This “mwas” is not as entrepreneurial like you would expect from “these” people. Otherwise, collateral for Kshs. 1,500 = jack + spare wheel + side mirrors + car carpets + car air freshener!!!

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Ambia huyo mwas alete mbisha ama ni hekaya.

Any normal person ata mwenye ameenda Seniors driving school knows how to read a fuel gauge…
The really scary stuff is a vehicle that suddenly stops due to security features. By the time you figure what to do with everything on the dashboard flashing and the alarm sounding , you will have lost 2 litres of water in sweat.

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The guy makes a good point

A less embarrassing excuse would be simply to flash an Imperial Bank ATM card

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2007 new model

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Why not use public transport if you are going through a rough patch?? saves you from such embarrassing situations… God forbid, akipata puncture ataamka

alimuitisha log book pamoja na kitambulisho ili athibitishe kuwa gari ni lake?

Huyo mwas ako na umama sana. Labda jamaa ametoka kwa mwk na ATM ilikuwa kwa serikali ya bibi. Sasa afanye aje? By the way, if you drive, fuel inaweza ishia anywhere and it has got little to do with your economic status or planning capabilities. Wale wanajua buruburu eastlands, before njia ya mutindwa itengenezwe, ukitaka kwenda dohny ama umoja, you had to drive through phase one to join outering road ama urudi jogoo rd.One sunday in 2012 nimetoka buru kwenda umoja kitu 5pm na gauge ilikuwa inachezea hapo karibu na E but I was sure of doing another 60-70 km. Sasa wacha mvua ianze nikiwa buru phase five. Joining jogoo rd jam kibao. The whole way to Dohny round about ni parking moja kubwa sana. Ustake jua. Magari yalizima juu ya mafuta. The jam was cleared at around midnight by which time watu walikuwa wametombana kwa magari wamechoka… Sad thing ni kwamba you couldnt leave your car kutafuta mafuta coz kina mwangi walikuwa wamejiseti kuiba side mirrors na corner lights. I had to call a Boda Boda guy I knew aniletee mafuta.

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Jamaa kama huyo ni 2 hot slaps and a sweep.

Collateral would be all the four wheels.#Fixed

:D:D Seniors ama Iqra?

One time atf fluid started leaking on a merc I was driving along Tom mbaya street just near odeon cinema, I had a full tank of fuel. Since I was blocking the road and traffic was building up and some endless hooting. I decided to push it to the shell just next to the stage, call a mech seal the leak and topup on atf, even got a traffic cop and a handcart guy help me push the damn heavy thing.
All I heard were “leo watu watatembea miguu wana drive merc na hapana doe za ngata”, " driving a mercedes and can’t fuel it MSCHEW" that mwas guy is such a douchebag.

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Maybe the car wasn’t his in the first place.

Nah! This guy has a point. I know lots of guys who would rather drive to work than panda a mat, with a stretched budget!! These are the bastaards akigusa gari yako will shout you down, HII NI SCRATCH TU!! sa hiyo amevunja tail light yako. Reminds me of that joke of when Merc and range rover drivers get in an minor accident VS Mark X and WRX drivers.

Hii ni upuzi. no one in Nairobi will let a random guy hold his car keys.
Mwas shouldnt feel inadequate for not having a car and should not try to bring others down.