Kutwangana na baba yako

nani amewai Fanya hii

Mangumi ama manyundo?

Hatupendi laana

Kula lawama Polepole bila kusumbua kijiji.

my neighbours three sons beat up their father after he went “missing” for 5 days.
Story was,he came home one night with a lady and a toddler in tow(not his),claiming he found them wandering hapo inje ya gate yao,they live in some sort of a ‘shoulder off the highway entry’ kinda house.He took them in,explained some shit and suggested that he will take the lady on a ride along until atambue pahali alikua anaenda or anatafuta.Dude came home 5 days later claiming alizunguka nairobi yote hadi akaokolea dame so saa hio anarudia mtoi ampeleke kwa mama yake:D:D:D:D:D
All along the eldest son ndio alikua babysitter while he should’ve been in studies…it was at that “hold up muthafacka” moment that the dude alijua amezaa ndume,ile kipigo alikula,I thought they were being invaded,sirens kwa kila nyumba,spotlights,dogi,maasai na security wote walikua ready.It was the longes funniest night ever.They chased the dude away,sijui kama alirudi kwa hio mansion tena

respect your parents

mangumi boss

Your dad can be the biggest douchebag ever but putting your hands on him is a big No. Walk away.

NEVER RAISE A HAND TO BEAT YOUR PARENTS OR ELDERS,ile laana itakufuata hutaamini, mungu atakuchapa kiboko and will follow the generations to come…

nani ashai ona mtu amelaaniwa ju ya kupiga babake?

Siwezi hata fikiria. Huyo mzae nampatia maximum respect. He can be very annoying at times akiweka tusker kadhaa kwa akili, lakini heshima yake haipotei

Kwani unafikiria laana mtu huandikiwa cheque?

laana ziko but kuna situations ubidi unyoroshe mzee ndio asipotee. na mungu anakubali io

Cant relate

well,once tukiwa watoi kuna dame alipatikana na wadaku akinyanduliwa kwa rooftoop,wadaku wakakimbia kwa budake kumshow,dame alizabwa mambao hadi akatoa nguo mbele ya mzae ju ya hasira akimshow kama anataka angeitisha pia,saio ako full frontal.Months went by kidogo dame amechizi yake yote,i believed ni kulaaniwa but then again it could 've been urelated chain of events

Untreated depression

Respect your parents full stop no questions asked

Depression

Give them sons a short time

Babako ametombana inje na ukajua? Depression watoto watatu?