Sad story of a Man (not me) .. Last week was my birthday....My wife didnt wish me....My parents forgot and so did my kids....i went to work....Even my colleagues didnt wish me....As i entered my office my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special for a moment.... She askd me out for lunch.... After lunch ,she invited me to her apartment...WE went there.... She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?""Okay", i said...She came out 5mins later with a cake And My Wife..My Parents..My Kids..My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming..SURPRISE!!!.. And i was waiting on the sofa. . . . NAKED... With a condom ON !!!!!!!!