Kuzomewa na mwanamke

MegaKing

Village Elder
#1
Yesterday katika pilika pilika zangu, ahead of me there were a man and a woman, jamaa alikuwa anazomewa na mwanamke ka mtoto. Ati "unanibeba aje? Unafikiria mimi brah brah brah....."

Sometimes back, i had gone to visit a certain girl, for some reason alikuwa amejam na kuaanza kunizomea, I told her "Nishikie hizi stuff niende airtime". she refused nikaziweka chini.
I took the next matatu na kurudi where i came from. She called later ask me where i was, i told her i was in a matatu, I don't give a ***.
I never withstand anybody akinizomea, even my own mother ( back those days, i would piga round za mtaa and return when she has cooled down).
 

kev

Village Elder
#5
Yesterday katika pilika pilika zangu, ahead of me there were a man and a woman, jamaa alikuwa anazomewa na mwanamke ka mtoto. Ati "unanibeba aje? Unafikiria mimi brah brah brah....."

Sometimes back, i had gone to visit a certain girl, for some reason alikuwa amejam na kuaanza kunizomea, I told her "Nishikie hizi stuff niende airtime". she refused nikaziweka chini.
I took the next matatu na kurudi where i came from. She called later ask me where i was, i told her i was in a matatu, I don't give a ***.
I never withstand anybody akinizomea, even my own mother ( back those days, i would piga round za mtaa and return when she has cooled down).
Hawa madem wamezoea haka katabia are a piss off...last week I witnessed jibaba akichapwa ngumi za kichwa na kusomewa kwa gari yake na someone who must have been his wife, saa nne ya usiku tao. We have a species of male sessies nowadays
 

kwesta

Village Elder
#6
Yesterday katika pilika pilika zangu, ahead of me there were a man and a woman, jamaa alikuwa anazomewa na mwanamke ka mtoto. Ati "unanibeba aje? Unafikiria mimi brah brah brah....."

Sometimes back, i had gone to visit a certain girl, for some reason alikuwa amejam na kuaanza kunizomea, I told her "Nishikie hizi stuff niende airtime". she refused nikaziweka chini.
I took the next matatu na kurudi where i came from. She called later ask me where i was, i told her i was in a matatu, I don't give a ***.
I never withstand anybody akinizomea, even my own mother ( back those days, i would piga round za mtaa and return when she has cooled down).
That was the best reaction and very wise option the guy took.

The woman was just trying to provoke the guy in public, you answer her and they have sharper tongues than you which could mean it gets physical, in public, and after that its downhill.
 

HABILIS

Village Elder
#9
Mimi mwanake akianza yada yadda mobb.. Huwa na play music in my head... Kwanza ile ngoma ya joey badazz ... Inaenda check my style, check, check it out.. Hehehe akimaliza na muuliza are you done?.
 

Rauchen

Village Elder
#11
They call it mood swings. Best thing to do is to leave the house as the OP said and come back later. Utapata chakula mezani na maji moto ya kuoga bafuni. Know why? These females have small brains so when u walk out she will start getting worried and self guilt/blame comes into play. She starts imagining that maybe u went out to look for another woman. It's true..yes it's true (Kurt angle)
 

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