Kuzomewa na mwanamke

Yesterday katika pilika pilika zangu, ahead of me there were a man and a woman, jamaa alikuwa anazomewa na mwanamke ka mtoto. Ati “unanibeba aje? Unafikiria mimi brah brah brah…”

Sometimes back, i had gone to visit a certain girl, for some reason alikuwa amejam na kuaanza kunizomea, I told her “Nishikie hizi stuff niende airtime”. she refused nikaziweka chini.
I took the next matatu na kurudi where i came from. She called later ask me where i was, i told her i was in a matatu, I don’t give a ferk.
I never withstand anybody akinizomea, even my own mother ( back those days, i would piga round za mtaa and return when she has cooled down).

Lakini, kabla tuendelee, kuzomea ni nini?

Just ignore them. I hate that too. Heri tu you speak up rather than scream gibberish non stop

I hate it in the morning when you zomea me while waking me up or while am still loading my default settings. I can kill you coz you have already messed my day.

Hawa madem wamezoea haka katabia are a piss off…last week I witnessed jibaba akichapwa ngumi za kichwa na kusomewa kwa gari yake na someone who must have been his wife, saa nne ya usiku tao. We have a species of male sessies nowadays

That was the best reaction and very wise option the guy took.

The woman was just trying to provoke the guy in public, you answer her and they have sharper tongues than you which could mean it gets physical, in public, and after that its downhill.

endea refund kwa mwalimu wako wa oswahili

That man was wise, he was being set up by the biach.

Mimi mwanake akianza yada yadda mobb… Huwa na play music in my head… Kwanza ile ngoma ya joey badazz … Inaenda check my style, check, check it out… Hehehe akimaliza na muuliza are you done?.

Hehehe… Wanawake kama hao jo.Hapo ni kuleft tu group.

They call it mood swings. Best thing to do is to leave the house as the OP said and come back later. Utapata chakula mezani na maji moto ya kuoga bafuni. Know why? These females have small brains so when u walk out she will start getting worried and self guilt/blame comes into play. She starts imagining that maybe u went out to look for another woman. It’s true…yes it’s true (Kurt angle)

Wawili wapendanao, NAH ! ! ! Each couple out there is unique. I know of a man, for him to get a Bonner, the wife must first rant.

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Phew , nothing sinister .

Tanzania swahili

asante my brother

mimi wife alizoea hii tabia tuki date , siku moja after gibleys alikula nyahunyo hajawai fanya hio tabia but i promised never to hit her again

jinga

bado uko nairobi? si uende Netherlands utuwache…

Kuna mwingine alikua anasomea hubby hapo Lusaka road kwa jam jioni. Jamaa alijam akazima gari na akaishia zake. Wacha bibi akae hapo akipigiwa horn asongeshe gari na hana keys.