Kweli pesa ni mzuri

Pesa inaeza fanya mwanaume anone. Ona venye huyu mejja alikua amekonda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRfW1sDl1c

After ngoma yake ku hit akaonja pesa, ona venye jamaa amenona…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I68DcEvWM8

Conclusion:
Kama umekonda, tia bidii kaka ukifanikiwa utanona.

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Still how you associate fat with money is ridiculous. After chuo na first salo ya 20k nlikua nakula all the time to revenge chapo choma days. So kugain weight kiasi na kautambi ka sembe, everyone was like… Si una pesa.

But anyway, ako successful achana nae. No one is entitled to have same body/face, soon he will be in politics, tired old and corrupt like hell. Workout success yako upost hapa.

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Kwani kulienda aje akanona hivyo ?

Atoe ngoma ya hiyo hekaya sasa.

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Inakaa true story, cheki nonini same shiet

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Where I come from we have a saying that height is God given but width depends on how industrious you are.

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Wengine wetu tuliambiwa tulimeza condom, hata ninywe litre ya mafuta kila siku yote itaslide hadi kwa kunyi bila kuwa absorbed

Nafaa niitwe jazzman yule kijiti

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Unafaa uitwe jazzman yule walalo

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Simple, those are all effects of crazy drinking and junk food. Am sure when these dudes used to hassle, he would buy proper and eat proper food like sembe Na sukuma wiki Na saa zingine kaquarter beef.
But then came the big mullaz and now its Friday hadi hadi Sunday morning kwa club, choma, burgers, pizzas and the likes. Rarely treks. All that definitely changes the body…

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Nonini is just too fat na si kwa ubaya.

Nywele yangu ni soft naturally. Walalo wenyewe tu ndio wanajua mimi si wao

@Jazzman…hiyo ya kumeza condom :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Does that mean hata wale cooks were shule ni mababi…they are fat…
Anyway I think there are bodies that respond well to food others not so much

Hahaha. Reminds me of head cook wetu in a certain high school I used to study in western. He was too fat with a round stomach and we used to call him Libwoni (meaning Sweet Potato). He knew this was his nickname and any person that dared call him that would be denied food at the dining hall.

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But generally mtu akianza ku earn his own good money weight inakam… in most cases

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So you mean I’m doomed ju mimi bibi mpaka 2095? Lazma nikuwe millionaire kwanza

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:D:D:D

You forgot the dicks become flaccid!! Fat Floppy Useless Dicks!!!

Mtu akipata pesa yake lazima anone

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sababu pia stress huisha. there was a time earlier in my life someone had cut short my dream…niliangusha kilo karibu nianze kuweka mawe kwa mifuko…