Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s me Vito Corleone Mafia

Bruv & Mammy,
Let’s do this
Let’s engage
Let’s africanise
Let’s Be

Looking forward to y’all

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This is the kind of post I would expect from a new villager…vile wanaingianga huku na kiherehere na ujuaji usio kifani…only to be told KETI PALE wanatuliza

You are mafi as your name suggests

Akuna kiti, itabidi umeketi juu ya mkundu yako

What’s that old handle?

What the hec is ‘Africanise’ ?

Mami hata sijui

Fanyia kijiji a favour. Keti pale pembeni. We just want you to be toilet trained. That way, you won’t be painting this village green.

Come Kwangu tunyt

:D:D:D:D

Gatiti gaka gatūngana! Njūke kwa mūbīsī gwīka atīa.

That’s Greek for go to hell!

Ndahoya ndogotwo guku thee gwakwa…wee wi muguruki @Kigui :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D n ti gatiti…ni gatitira…my maternal grandma used to call my uncles that…

Tears are streaming down my face! ooooh my God…why did I pass by???:smiley:

Evening made!

:D:D:D How are you coming along my dear.

That Ngitě had the audacity to invite an elder to his ‘cube’.

Ohh you are a man? Sorry …mbona umama lakini?

We done vvvv well, still are. No twe mucii riu…more kwa simu…over the weekend hivi hivi…
Mimi niliita mboch wetu ‘Gatitira’ as I had heard my Shosh call my Uncles kama wamelewa…slap moto sana from my Mum so umenipeleka mbali sana:D:D:D:D:D:D

Wewe ni mzito kabisa riu ‘gwitwo ni kihii’ is vvv annoying but you dealt with it. Have a good night. Ikiwa umerudi tuchapie when you are free.

Malaya

Why default to the oldest insult in the book?

Mībīcī nīīmerete hīa…

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