ladies we know its u sisi c wajinga(when ua ex GF calls u burr..)

Only men and here i mean real men can attest to this,u break up with ua chikida…u forget about her and move on…kidogo u start receiving calls (unknown/hidden ) number…uki receive no one talks…uko zile za hallo hallo lakini u can clearly hear kuna mtu on the other end bt ako kimya, U be like halllo hallo like x5 times then u kata…after kataring the same mysterious call inakuja tena…same procedure za hallo hallo no answer

Well Gentlemen, do u wanna know who this mysterious caller is? ehe its ua Ex who pretended to have moved on bt in reality still misses u…u see we men move on quick bt chix kwanza kama ulimt0mba aweze ku forget,That call she makes in an unknown number is jus 4 her to hear yr voice…yaani b1tch misses u that much

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mermaids?

@Jirani…usijipigie debe sana…maybe whoever is calling u is his current man…Nigga wants to thank u coz ur ex was still a virgin after u dumped her…well, except for the first three inches.:cool:

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Watu waende church.

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No hatting, siwesmind hiyo dryfry

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This post is about as helpful as how to boil a rock.
@Jirani it “your” not “ua”, your lazy writing and hoarding of letters is probably why she left you and doesn’t say anything when she calls. You might keep her words too.

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nairobi lay tusizoeane …sawa

Hiyo tumbo imekojolewa sana

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huyo dem ako na 3 pack

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mkutane uhuru park bonda "nairobilay hadi ajue kuheshimu watu . apana tambua matafakaz kama yeye

siwesmind hiyo mermaid

Huyo dame ako fiti

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…tena sana

zile tyres za Michelin bado ziko kwa market?

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Hiyo hapo juu siwesmind.

Soo mbayaaa saaaana!

tamu Dry Fry HKM!

hiyo siwestumia condom

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sinaitwa love handles, unajishikilia nazo esp ukiwa pigmy kama @Jirani

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