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The_Virus

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PROS AND CONS OF DATING A LAKESIDE MAMI

PROS

· She has been taught to respect men and not challenge their authority

· She has a big ass so doggy ni lazima:)

· She is used to uncut dics so if you are circumcised she’ll scream all night

· She can actually cook (trained by mother and grand mother)

· Her teeth are all white (no stains):D

· Jiggers haziezi mpata

· It is unlikely that a Luo woman will hire a gang to kill you

· It is unlikely that a Luo woman will slip something into your drink so that she can rob you

CONS

· Unfortunately the probability that she is HIV+ is 71%:(

· Most Luo chics are dark skin so their punani is not sooo lovely to look at

· Most Luo chics have a big ass and plump thighs which blocks the punani from breathing as a result it smells like sewer

· Most Luo chics are school drop outs and those who’ve completed school are not soo sharp.:oops:

· Ugali has a cultural and spiritual significance in the luo community so if you marry a Luo lady your run the risk of eating Ugali for the rest of our natural life

· If you die before her, she gets inherited by her uncle and your name goes to waste.
 
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Hash_Tag

Village Elder
#12
PROS AND CONS OF DATING A LAKESIDE MAMI

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hata useme nini, we luv our super hawt ladies from the lakeside. dark skin haimaanishi mtu ni mchafu; cleanliness cums down to an individual; kwani luo ladies ndo uwa dark skin?
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if u dont like the smell kf the pu**y; bae; kwani wee sio romantic? get some flavoured yourghurt on ua way over, pour it all over dat shit; lick it up till she screams all ua threes; !! uv killed 2 birds na bado ujatoa mawe! hehehh!
 

The_Virus

Village Elder
#13
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hata useme nini, we luv our super hawt ladies from the lakeside. dark skin haimaanishi mtu ni mchafu; cleanliness cums down to an individual; kwani luo ladies ndo uwa dark skin?
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if u dont like the smell kf the pu**y; bae; kwani wee sio romantic? get some flavoured yourghurt on ua way over, pour it all over dat shit; lick it up till she screams all ua threes; !! uv killed 2 birds na bado ujatoa mawe! hehehh!
Hakuna haja ya yoghurt, use this
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vuja de

Village Sponsor
#19
PROS AND CONS OF DATING A LAKESIDE MAMI

PROS

· She has been taught to respect men and not challenge their authority

· She has a big ass so doggy ni lazima:)

· She is used to uncut dics so if you are circumcised she’ll scream all night

· She can actually cook (trained by mother and grand mother)

· Her teeth are all white (no stains):D

· Jiggers haziezi mpata

· It is unlikely that a Luo woman will hire a gang to kill you

· It is unlikely that a Luo woman will slip something into your drink so that she can rob you

CONS

· Unfortunately the probability that she is HIV+ is 71%:(

· Most Luo chics are dark skin so their punani is not sooo lovely to look at

· Most Luo chics have a big ass and plump thighs which blocks the punani from breathing as a result it smells like sewer

· Most Luo chics are school drop outs and those who’ve completed school are not soo sharp.:oops:

· Ugali has a cultural and spiritual significance in the luo community so if you marry a Luo lady your run the risk of eating Ugali for the rest of our natural life

· If you die before her, she gets inherited by her uncle and your name goes to waste.
:D Cyro kwani unakuwanga umesave hii essay on standby ukingoja listing kama hizi. Kutoka siku za Klost
 
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