Since it is Friday,the day that villagers indulge in liver distruction and playing hide and seek with HIV, Let me wish everyone all the best. Back to things lanye’s say during the heat of coitus apart from the umekaa sana which are mentioned to milk more Money from your wallet,there are those things some say to boost your ego so that you pound that pussy like you will get paid. Ones that I have heard are:
#“Una dick tamu sana kwani bibi yako hakupatii?”(my usual reply ni tulikosana jana so nina stress)
#“Umenitomba sana hata sijui kama nitarudi job”(Mimi si one minute man)
#Si nitarudi baadae tulale hadi asubuhi na uniongezee mia mbiri?"
Haya maneno ni kawaida ama niko gifted?
A fool and his money?
Cunt relate!
I don’t Fuck Whores!
Boy wangu aliambiwa vile anadick tamu kama amewekewa mushere.Those we’re the last words he heard. :D:D
Sema tuu Ni wewe
Some lanyes can be romantic like hell. Others are plainly rude mpaka wanafanya kajohnnie aanguke kabla bullets zitoke!
Lugha ya customer service nikama 5 star. Unanuka poa, naeza taka ukuwe wangu, si dem yako huskia poa, ntakupatie kamoja kesho free, walai umefanya nikam. Maraya Saitan!
ogeza kikuyu accent hapo…
Endelea kuwa gifted…
Stop cursing…angusha hekaya!
hii friday iishe…
Leo silewi. I will stay indoors like normal people
Must be you homowebdev
Your wife is a whore.
kuna lanye mkambodia nilkuwa na kamua hapo tea room submission style
saa zile kautamu kalikuwa kana anza kucheck in, akanishow and I quote " hiyo kitu yako ni kubwa sana I CANT HANDO IT ANY MORE , priss toka "
nikajifanya hata si kuskia venye amesema,
nikaongeza gear
as she was struggling to free her self
Lanye: si nimekwambia utoke
Chuka : relax nitaongeza mia mbiri
Lanye: sitaki hiyo pesa yako TOKA!!!
she try’s even harder to free herself , but my grip on her is tight, very tight
plus the ka utamu increases as she struggles to free herself
Lanye: Aki Toka ama ni scream
Chuka: una ngoja nini si uendelee
now she realises threats won’t work, she decides to be nice
Lanye: aki babe priss nimechoka si tu change position nikupe doggy
Chuka: ( I know all she wants is for me to loosen my grip, I decide to buy some time with more
conversation) Ati Doggy ?
Lanye : sindio sweetie , kwanza nitakupea poa sana
as am pumping even harder and faster
Chuka: Promise me utanipea doggy poa
Lanye : I swear sweetie , I promise , aki sweetie toka , priss priss toka tu
the way she begs makes me explode with orgasmic pleasure
soon after we are both laying on the bed exhausted
5mins later
she has now fully recovered from the exhaustion
Lanye: aki si wewe ni mbaya, sitawai kubali tena
Chuka: shika hii pesa , nimekuongeza mia tatau
Lanye: aki si wewe ni mzuri - uata come kesho , ka uta come nita kupea poa hata kusinda leo
Chuka : 
You are certainly gifted. You heard it here first!
Nliwai ulizwa “kwani humwagi”. Nlichotana mahali pale Naivasha
“Hata nimemwaga pia wewe mwaga niskie”…vitu hao wasichana husema sazingine smh
date iliendaje? mission report muhimu