Ushawai angalia kifo na macho ukajua the next second you dead, well, it happened to me once. Lets start from the beginning.
Side hustle yangu nikitoka kwa Muarabu hua ni satellite dish installation, ilianza na FTA dishes zile kubwa ambazo hua naweka multiple LNBs
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lakini hii kazi ni kama once a month, pesa iko kwa hawa watu wanahamahama kila siku with their DSTV and Zuku dishes, mimi na ma agents wa nyumba/caretakers hua kaa Uwes na momo, we cant do without the other, nyumba ikipata mtu na ako na dish simu naipokea mara hiohio na new tenant anaambiwa agojee jioni fundi atakuom, siri yangu ili wanipigie simu hua ni kuwachotea a small percentage of the reinstallation fee which ranges from 2-3k depending on your negotiation skills.
Ever wondered why you lose DSThieVes signal any time it drizzles, its because haijawekwa na proffesional. Eutelsat 36B which hosts DSTV is a very powerful satellite and you can receive the signal on your kitchen 6 inch plate lakini hii mikora dont maximise the signal when they receive it, mimi hutumia sat meter na ata inyeshe ile mvua ya bibilical floods ya Noah you wont get a scratch on your screen coz ive made sure the signal received is @100%
One Thursday afternoon i received a call from a care taker wa apartment block fulani mtaani, kuna tenant ameingia na ako na dish na nitafika saa ngapi? told him by 7:30pm God willing, kaendelea na job ya kuhesabu ma truck za Muarabu zikiingia zikitoka na 7pm nikajitoa after handing over to the graveyard shift crew, rushed home, grabbed my tool box (call it a bag) which has a drill, hammer, pliers, assorted spanners from no. 8 to 16-17 both fix and ring, piperange, rollbolts, screw driver, screwstar, a long extension cable and other sat related parapheneria na nikachomoka mbio.
Kabra nifike masimu ndio hizi caretaker akiuliza niko wapi, told him aache haraka afungue gate nishafika, theres no way i could park my newshape Succeed outside unfamiliar territory (sidemirrors are 200k a piece na ngoma ya 40k) na tukapanda hadi 3rd floor. he gently knocked on the door which was opened after a short duration of like 20 seconds by a gorgeous 5gb black queen, average height, long natural shoulder length hair, perfect milk white teeth, very kissable lips and dreamy eyes, ohh and very soft hands, this i learnt after kusalimiana, after introductions she welcomed us in but caretaker akajitoa as he had other urgent business elsewhere in the block, the queen led me inside as i kaguad mathutha, (Jehova wa matuini), i nearly touched niconfirm kaa ziko real, with virgina of eye i could tell she was commando, hazingeweza cheza hivo kaa they were constrained.
The lady was still unpacking and the sittingroom was a mess with hsehold stuff all over the place, she had managed to hang a few pics on the wall and i couldnt help but see her with a guy in full combat, in another pic the guy was by himself hugging a goddamn big sniper rifle, silently wondered who he was, hubby or bro, made a silent player iwe the latter.
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i inquired politely how long it would take her to find the dish, akacheka akasema nitaipata kwa kitchen and she pointed the direction with her mouth, Ngai! that neck, i felt my nyess tremble, i grabbed the 90cm blue dish
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explained to her that i have to mount it on the top floor slab and before i could excuse myself she asked how long it would take, told her saa robo and made my way out, in no time had fixed the dish, maximised the signal with my meter and dropped the cable to her third floor window, all this without thinking. (beautiful women make me work on autopilot)
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Hekaya poa!!