Last Week

Most people like to write mambo ya zamani … mimi ntawashow event za 22nd to 29th April. Last sunday ilikuwa worst day yangu, brokeness was first on list, I hit up my hoe on call akasema hako available hata kidogo,… loneliness ikaniuma hadi nkaamua acha nibeep my ex but simu haikuwa na credo. Hapo nkatafuta Vaseline my best friend and monday came, same old. Sasa vile tulikaribia wednesday Nkapata number ya kunguru mmoja pale Tinder and next day mwingine nkapewa thru pas na Beshte… all was normal untill sato nkashinda 250K. Pale Tinder tokamove to whatsapp on saturday na jioni nkafunga kunguru kwangu hadi asubuhi this sunday, Shot tatu na morning glory. Afte ya mimi huyo nkaendea ile thru pass nlipewa na my Ninja (Juu ako mbali na haezi dandia),… hio kunguru ilikuwa ni haraka kudishi, kuzunguka then pap guestroom, shot moja, shot ingine kwa bafu, na shot ya mwisho after kuoga… Na hio wiki ilifunga ivo… Moral of the week 19yr Old (Both were 19yr olds) kungurus have supper tight Puthy and also are cheap lays with the right vibes… Spent below 3k combined (Kama ni some women hapa ata hio 250k ingekuwa imebaki 3k :D:D:D:D:D) . Moral 2 most women are available on Sundays , and they will mostly cheat on a sunday than any other day. Wiki njema wazito…:D:D:D:p

Lucky nigga. The pussy santa alikuonekania and greased your palms with 250K after seeing you suffer with petroleum jelly :smiley:

Hehe… I tell you its rare.:D:D:D:D:D

Kusafisa rungu kabisa. eis.

swafi

Nichapie thrupass…mwanaume ni kufungua roho…mbaya ni ya nyoka pekee…na ya choo:D:D

Hapo sawa… Let the puthis be eaten

problem solved
#ladies run the world
#men eat them
revised your bio food chain
:D:D

Moral 3. Kwa hio 247K imebaki, invest well so that usiwahi sota tena and ditch palmela for good.

lazima aisee