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caitlin

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A woman was having sex with her
lover in her apartment, 20 stories
high. Suddenly she heard her
husband arrive. She told her
lover, stay like a statue and don't
move!
HUSBAND: Who is this?
WIFE: This is a robot I bought to
have sex with when you're
travelling.
HUSBAND: Ok, let's have sex now.
WIFE: No sweetheart, yesterday I
got my period. So I will go and
make a cup of coffee for you.
After she left the husband said to
himself, "Damn it! I'm so horny, I
will f**k this robot!"
He tried having sex with the
robot. The lover started talking in
a metallic robotic way, "SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE!"
HUSBAND: Damn! This robot is
not working properly. I'm
throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on
the 20th floor, so he said,
"SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY
AGAIN!!!!"
 
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