late night joke

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caitlin

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A woman was having sex with
her
lover in her apartment, 20
stories
high. Suddenly she heard her
husband arrive. She told her
lover, stay like a statue and
don't
move!
HUSBAND: Who is this?
WIFE: This is a robot I bought
to
have sex with when you're
travelling.
HUSBAND: Ok, let's have sex
now.
WIFE: No sweetheart,
yesterday I
got my period. So I will go and
make a cup of coffee for you.
After she left the husband
said to
himself, "Damn it! I'm so
horny, I
will f**k this robot!"
He tried having sex with the
robot. The lover started
talking in
a metallic robotic way,
"SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE!"
HUSBAND: Damn! This robot is
not working properly. I'm
throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was
on
the 20th floor, so he said,
"SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE
TRY
AGAIN!!!!"
 
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