Cretins. I had this chic once, mwenye alinionjesha coomer wa kwanza… you know, sikuwai mkatia though alininoki mbaya so nilikula yeye after one week. I one of those charms… anyway that’s not the story…
sahi huyu dem amekam kejani na anadoz as of now, mimi na ugentleman wangu nimejieka kwa sofa trying to stream this gothic horror film Veronica.
excuse yake ni eti kunanyesha na alihappen kutoka kwa beshte yake so akafeel apitie anigotee… since then time tulikuwa tukinyanduana, I have never slept with any girla tena… but she has gotten dicks, several of them to be precise. …
well, I feel my dignity is in question here granted she broke my heart once.
should a real man fuck her like now?
Wewe ni mbundoo sana!
Yaani the only thing you’re worried about ni dignity… yet the kunguru has accumulated dick miles from here to wakanda?
Ama umempima kwa kutumia kidole ukaona ako negative STD zote?
Na mimba utapimaje? La sivyo uitwe baba mwezi wa Desemba!
How did she break your heart if you didn’t want her in the first place (cos, hell you didn’t make the moves)?
Are you telling us that she’s the only girl you’ve fucked since you tasted her? (a) Are you fucking married and 50 years old? (b) does her pussy have mercury or something? (c) did you intend to marry her? (d) How long has it been since you fucked her because either it’s been short enough that you are not excited or it’s been long such that, once again, why the hell is she the only girl you’ve dicked since you first tasted her?
How did she accumulate dick mileage while you were fucking her? (a) Is it that you couldn’t satisfy her? (b) Were you just friends with benefits?