Lessons from a friend

I remember 2 years back I was chasing girls left right and centre with the sole intention just to get laid.So basically I was spending a lot of money on dates and everything else just to impress ladies.Then one particular day my guy,a friend of mine was having a birthday so sisi kama maboyz we went out for a few drinks.This guy said something which really got me thinking hard about the way i go about chasing puthy.Alisema yeye huwa anashanga sana kuona mjamaa spending all that money kubuyia a girl drinks kwa club ama kununua food and all that stuff during dates n still atavaa cd akimtomba na poko pale sj ni mia mbili tu,after all si unataka tu kudinya au kumwaga…that made me start counting my losses and realised that K is constant and you are only allowed to spend money on a pussy kama hautadryfry…hii ufala ya kujifanya sponsor like and you put on a condom ni ujinga…just go to SJ and save that money…after all you are still gonna hit it and run

Men will always have to spend money when they are pursuing the opposite sex its just how it is man. Lakini ni lazima usukubali kubebwa kiufala na hawa mabinti.

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I have been running up and down doing the same shit until siku moja nikachangamsha dem na shopping ya 3000 only to be told that “I really like you but really you are not my type” after kufika gate ya ploti yake kidogo ninyanganye yeye shopping if it weren’t for the couple of people outside. Nakuambia skuizi malanye huniita jonte!!!

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Hehehe if you are below 30, focus on two things only: Buying or building a 5-bedroom mansion and acquiring an AUDI A5 Quattro. Just do this alafu ukikosa waschana kuja unitafute tafadhali, i will personally direct your dik into their pusy if u are that lame

Good advise…but the d!ck head always wins in all reasoning wakati mtu amejiita kameeting…:D:D:D:D
Above 30 tufanye aje…

Above 30 singo mathas ndio watakuletea pusy cha lazima