Lies women told me

Sex & Relationships
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  1. I don’t move that fast with guys like I did with you its only cause I like you.( huyu ni dem very loose)
  2. I don’t do oral sex with random people.(I this happened on the first day I met her and she still gave me head)
  3. Sex has to mean something before we do it.( By the Second date I DF her)
  4. One had tried hiding the fact she had a child living with her parents.

What are some the lies women have told you?

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I am cumming! I am cumming! I am cumming.

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kwani uko na dry spell omwami

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Your dick is as huge as Swidfil’s

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You have a small gonard

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Jesus cleared for city’s game

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38676054

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Nipatie 3k nitakurudishia end month

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Bjurmann,Kunyamaza nayo?

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You have a pea sized brain Waria, its [SIZE=10]GONAD[/SIZE]

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Dry spell ni wewe, niko na Bibi tatu nitaku aje na dry spell?

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You have a small gonad (testicles)

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Small size gonad syndrome

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sambazeko kamoja

Kesho mpango ni wapi

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:eek::eek::eek: Bibi tatu na Kende Moja? Si hio ingine italipuka juu ya overload?:D:D:D

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He he…hiyo end month unaweza ngoja kama RWBP…:D:D:D:D

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Nyama nyama

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:D:D:D Most of us can relate to this

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A silent woman is the only one not lying. The moment she opens her mouth, start counting lies.

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Sina fare aki

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