Life cycle of a (Nairobi) city girl

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When the weekend comes, there’s a peculiar image seen across various matatu terminus across the city and its environs, where women with big bags board nganya’s, heaving to the city of lights.

These women head to Nairobi in search for the “good life” and monied men, because the system has Mind-Fucked them so much, about the glitz and glamour associated with city life.
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Because living in Nairobi is expensive, many of these women reside in satellite towns, or what was previously referred to as the Nairobi Metropolis, back when Njeru Githae was the Minister of Nairobi Metropolitan Ministry. Some by nature of upbringing and family, are “forced” by circumstances to reside in these towns.

Towns in this category include Kajiado, Athi River, Kitengela, Ngong, Rongai, Kiserian, Kinoo, Kiambu, Juja, Ruiru, Thika, and the likes. Housing in this areas are cheaper than Nairobi CBD where rents have been manipulated by rogue real-estate agencies and predator landlords.

The women who live in these satellite towns believe that despite their slightly lower economic bracket, they deserve nothing but a rich nigga. Meaning that these bitches won’t entertain the idea of liaising with men from their respective towns.

So this lady cannot even dare have a drink in her local pub, or hang out in clubs within these areas. They must be seen in those boujee clubs in Nairobi, and must attract men of pedigree.

Few make it and land the man of their dreams. They get married and finally relocate to the big city, and live the life of their dreams. Many however, get lost in this plastic life. They don’t land a nigger within the duration of their sexual prime, leaving them old and dejected.

After their product value diminishes, the same women now head back to their “home areas” in those satellite towns. They start now drinking in the locals they used to despise. They start chasing the same nigga’s whom they used to hate on.

But as fate would have it, every ten-year cycle creates some form of redistribution of wealth. So the nigga’s those bitches were ignoring a few years back as they chased Nairobi-life, suddenly are the new-money guys in town. Ain’t no way a new-money nigger will tie himself down with tired beat-up pussy.

And that’s how life is. The shelf-life of a woman is very short. If they don’t get their shit together, then the effects are severe. Consequences dire.

If you’re over-27 and dating a nigga who is trying to get his shit together, bana don’t stress that dude. He’s doing you a massive favour just by agreeing to be with you, plus all your bullshit lectures, motivational-quotes and bible verses.

http://www.madam.co.ke/life-cycle-nairobi-city-girl-nyakundi/

True. Women past 27yrs are no longer hotcakes. If they already have bastards at that age, it makes them more unapproachable for long term prospects.

nyakundi tena?

Hayo ni ya Nyakundi, tupatie yako

voltron hizi story uchelewangi. nimekawia hekaya zako sana changamushana na moja

This seems like Senyetor Nyakundi CinC Team Mafisi

I’m getting offers every day from ladies I think of the ages from 25-30. I sense desperacy. Well, I can’t date a lady older than me, issa rule.

I have dated older ladies and it was strictly sexual. Older ladies know how to serve sex and they do it all the time to keep a nigga. As for me when I get enough of it, I get on the way going never turning back.

RIP. Anza kutayarisha resting place yaku na mazishi.

Huyu jamaa ni machungu ama nini, the way he’s called them bitches so many times lazima kuna hekaya ingine hapo.

There is some truth in it but coming from Nyakundi it is a bit misleading. His bitterness comes from a point of rejection given that he is the kind of guy that no woman would look at a second time. I wish the advice was coming from a Casanova who has seen it all and is talking from experience.

Hapo tunakubaliana kapssaa

Your taste buds bruh! they be outdated.

Nirushie mmoja Mkubwa

Wadau mlisema ‘city of lights’ ni new york ama Nyarobi

Nyakundi seems to be reading alot of the red pill and mgtow stuff without understanding the social context of western countries. As bad as the siuation is it’s still much better than the west.

Atleast here u only need to get a decent job to land quality girls, in europe and US even financially stable men are being forced to leave their countries just to find dates leave alone long term relationships. Plus their laws have completely demoralized men. He still has a point though, we should learn from others and take control of the society.

Let me do a critique of this section.

  1. Who lives in Nairobi CBD?
  2. Is he aware that some of these areas has a better quality of life than those in Nairobi e.g would you rather live in Thindigua in Kiambu or Umoja/Pipeline/Zimmerman etc in Nairobi. BTW half of Runda is in Kiambu county
  3. Where does this perception that Nairobi people have money come from. The only people who have that mistaken belief are those from shags and these satellite towns are not shags per se

Aviator umekaa sana bila kutupea hekaya. Si uturushie moja ya Enzi zako ukiwa kasa

Nice …and very easy to say …
So …
Show us a sample from your dated taste buds …

Waiting …

umbwa hio desperacy ni nini ?