Just Another Bad Joke For A Sad Day… :mad:
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye…It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
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He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought…
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
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His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, ‘What may we do for you my son?’
He answers, ‘I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business… .’
‘Very well my son. Please follow me.’ He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, ‘Please knock on this door.’
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, ‘Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.’
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
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The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
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Tired of Blonde Jokes Yet?
[I]A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom.
As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband,
“I’m hanging myself because I’m tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!”
Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied to her toe.
The husband said, “I thought you were hanging yourself.”
She said, “Yes, I am!”
The husband replied, “Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?” [/I]
She said, “I tried that, but I couldn’t breathe.”…
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