Listen to this bullshit..

A male friend of mine gets a hot gal, he does his best and finally last weekend screws the gal for a whole weekend,
all through this time the gal who is around 25yrs, has been telling him how she is looking for a serious man to settle down with , and all the time
my friend has been pretending to be a husband material, so dame amempea slices roho safi…

Now my friend wants to chicken out of the short-lived relationship, he proceeds to call me and tells me he will connect me with the chic because aliskia natafuta bibi…

Wisemen from Kenyatalk, si huyu jamaa anaona nikiwa beta male ya kukula mabaki…???

hii ni kukudharau

Mwambie anipe number

Kweli kabisa. Na ujue ukioa hiyo kunguru, ataendelea kupata slices.
Hiyo ni adui sio rafiki.

Never tell people your problems
60% do not care
35% wish you have them

it’s called covering all bases. He wants a win-win situation: you get a wife that you desperately need (he sees it from the way you ogle the keg cup), he remains single, the chic gets a hubby, and he continues pinching slices; a virtual threesome. Ni poa wife wako akamulio na beste (zimwi likujualo…bla bla bra) than an unknown fuckery like @uwesmake or a blidget. Bibi ni wa rika, that’s the sagacious African bro code.

Omwami, leta number ya huyo hot gal nipatie pastor wetu amuombee.

magistrate unasumbua, omba ikus bila kutajataja watu wokovu kama anko

Fisged

Fugia rafiki yako kunguru kazi yako ibaki kulisha yeye akamue with zero costs. Then when both meet they will be discussing how retard you are.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hapo ndio inaitwa mashida kapitaal, pitapita hizo streets ulete hekaya

Chukua namba take your slices na upatie another friend hio referral

:D:D:D

that’s how things go…

of course;)…

Ango alinyongwa na mapaja za Kemunto akilamba pee-nut bata kwa slices. Luwere ango mapaja zilimuwai kabla ukimwi. He now lies safe and happy on the bossom of chehofa wanyonyi.

Dinya ukisonga.

kula hio mzigo brathee…u will be surprised ata bibi yako atakulwa siku moja

That’s a friend who cares about your ‘well being’. Bomoa alafu pass her over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0V-fxo9CE

Please proceed and share cost plus the wife.