Living in this shithole country.

Huku si kumeharibika haha, wah.
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Hehe na stima iko:D:D,
barabara sio rami ni shamba

It is so depressing, I’m telling you.

The only way kudeal na hii ni kuvaa gumboot. Ukifika kwa stage unatoa, either uwe na msee wa duka unawachia au kitu kama hio.

The sky isn’t forever sunny, on another note is it possible we replicate India’s idea of recycling plastic waste into paths?

Damn this takes me back years ago nikiwa shafre nilikua naishi pale stage moi uni in some private hostels. Gaddem eldy is one rainy place so you had to wade through stretches of that sticky red soil ndio ufike lami ya campo. By then your spanking clean timbos ama sneakers ni riba ingine chafu. That shjet used to make me skip classes juu nikifikiria how much trouble I must go through ndio nifike daro kule kisha lecture ibounce, I’d rather just washa anatha fat one

Never heard of this it can be a neat idea aje. Ubaya wetu ni kuzubaa waiting for manna from heaven /gova. Ukienda those nai slums unaona able bodied young guys wamechill tu on top of filth. Can’t even think of cleaning his surroundings. Man I weep each time I pass by the sludge that used to be Ngong river pale Sinai. Hii hata shule na coercion haiwezi saidia hapa. We need a complete rethink of our values

Our collective ethos is in shambles thanks to celebrating ignorance.
India began the idea back in 2001 and the results were widely commended by the people.

minus the stone walls and electricity, this is how Nairobi’s Westlands looked around 1930s. Kijana insread of complaining, think about acquiring plots and being an MCA in 2032 where you will jenga barabara, hospitali, mashule etc… In the short term think about aquiring a motorbike to transport humans, it will get you unlimited ‘pussy’ because many girls will want the rides for free. You can also build an umbrella factory - they are very simple if you get the raw materials. The place seems to be high altitude, you could start and athletics club and that will get you visas to enter road races majuu where you may stay on illegally and get jobs as a street cleaner.

The sky isn’t forever sunny? It is forever sunny . W/o the sun there’d be no rain! Plants would not release oxygen via photosynthesis for us to breathe so we’d be deaded.
It will/has always been sunny .Clouds, Night and day are caused by the sun, even when I can’t see/feel it(on my tiny part of this vast universe) it’s still there ever-shining . It’s so big a million earths can fit on its surface . It is literally the Sun which gives life . Me-thinks some people credit alot of what the sun causes/does to a figment of their imagination called “God” . Aaand then we believe statements like “the sun shines after the storm blah blah blah”- disregarding that it caused the storm and is still there during and after the storm

It was a figure of speech boss, this is why it’s necessary to have a boo.
Nguvu kibao peleka morning glory

Vile Mimi naona shida hapa ni wewe. Kumenyesha na una clad ni kama unaenda klub … jeans and dancing shoes. Dress appropriately according to the weather. Hata majuu winter time watu wanatupa summer clothes hadi next season winter boots zinatoka. Uwesi pata mtu spotting rubber/sneakers juu frost bite zitakumaliza. Wewe unataka kudunga … white shoes kwa matope then come here bitching. Burukenge

Pathetic defence for this shithole country and its shithole leadership. Huko majuu, roads like these are RARE. Huku tarmac roads are RARE and roads like these are the norm.

Kuishi kama nguruwe. Backwards country that’s still in the 1800s

Huku ni Kiambu kwa akina @Big fire