Lmfaooo Mungiki ilituma SMS pale JKL ikaambiwa ikae pale--->

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During interview ya Jeff Koinange na Daktari Kituyi ile mungiki Moses Kuria ikaona it was the right time kutuma salamu pale studio. Macho shining eye ikapick simu yake and texted this msg >>" hey Jeff, ask Kituyi if he can be my running mate?" Ghasia ikawekelea simu chini and waited for the answer from his TV… saizo imeshow familia yote kejani wanyameze waskie Kituyi akisema " Moses I agree"

Kidogo kidogo mshiny eye mungiki ghasia takataka anaambiwa " how can a tail wag a dog" Lmfaoooo

Anauliza family members karii kii…hio ni kumanisha nini? Nimeabiwa nini?

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U have just bn told uende ukule hii dishy
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Mahindi choma plus mayai boiro na mkate mpararo ndio kiyambis ifure alafu uchunishwe sukuma nauko…

Lmfaooo…RKO
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Penda sana

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Tiny person niaje

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:D:D:D:D:Dshait

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@Panyaste wewe Ile siku utapatana na courier hapata mea nyasi zile KO utameza u will leave to regret.

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:D:D:D:D savage

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Midget Tiriki.Heard Tirikis sacrifice midgets when they are about 20 to stop the seed from spreading. Is that why you left?

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:D:D:D:D:D:D. Hapo digestion itakuwa ngori.

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:D:D:D:D:D

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Jirani, si ukatae hii pesa ya walami ya gay agenda. Tutakuchangia hapa ununue doner kebabs kama hizo ndio zinakusumbua.

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I laughed.

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Hi mahindi umeweka kwa floor. From the angle, it looks like camera was knee-high.

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Tiriki are very short generally. Look at Khalwale and Khaniri.

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Khalwale is an Isukha from Ikolomani omwami.

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Tricky sana

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:D:D:D:D
Wololo.

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Kambilikimo ulichoma mahindi na nini na huko hamtumii jiko ya makaa?