Locations za Muthiga, waiyaki way

Moved huku this month, looking for joints to scout and wash my member kidogo. Kindly direct me where i can be assisted. Kuna baridi

Hujipendi msee. That place is a buzz with mungich and all manner of mountain traditions. I would be careful asking for nyap from sister za kina @ChifuMbitika na @Wanaruona. Better still come to town, safsha rungu in the infamous dingy and smelly places advised by senior villagers, then go home while the sun is still shining.

Mjamaa i live in muthaiga not muthiga chieth.

Sniff Kiraiko kwanza ghasia.

Kawangware and uthiru

Enda hapo Afi Pork next to club 105 and ask for a waiter called Jane.She ain’t a whore lakini she’ll easily give it up an ako mourn noises fiti ana utafurahi

Na wapi uthiru mkuu?

Nenda ujaribu Wangige…but honestly, that side of town hakunanga life, forget about some of these nice little things once you move in there. Ama ufanye vile @Demakuvu amekuambia.

Is Wangige the place where everyone has at least a missing tooth?

Stop over-relying too much on stereotype and social media nonsense. Enda ground ujionee, it is a nice place and you cannot even afford land in that place.

Speak for yourself. Some of us are Birrionaires in here.

Wangige wapi chief, directions muhimu

Couldn’t agree more with you…this simple Simons have no idea Western bypass looks like and it’s the best we have so far

Wacha nitapitia huko lunch, ni kitu slimm ama gari kubwa?

Short and curvy(not fat)

tunajua ni mathare

Bill yangu ya stima ya mwezi can upgrade your lifestyle for a month. Wewe tunajua unaishi kwa cage kama mnyama kwa zoo. Living in plots should be abolished since its against basic human rights.

Hmm okay

Hapo Sawa kabisa. Missioni