Long Distance Relationshits

Long distance relationships are BS. I said it. Kama uko na dame mahali mnapatana tu weekend na huyo dame anaishi kwake, jua mko wengi. A while back nilikuwa naishi place moja na madame wa wasee wa USIU. The rich kids. Yani kila dame anaishi solo machali zao wanawatembelea tu mostly weekends. Madame wengi walikuwa mastude wa KCA. Doesn’t matter how rich you are, mabachelor hiyo plot tulifurahia sana. :D:D…sio Mara moja madame walipigiwa simu usiku wanalenga wakiwa kwako. Used to pity those rich kids. Dame ukimshow una mzinga na weed kwako on a Tuesday night anasahau ana boyfriend atakumbuka Friday jioni:D…kukuwa na dame mahali akiishi kwake ni kujienjoy mostly. Lazima akuwe na resident dick ya kuservice hiyo kuma kwa that plot or nearby. Weekend majamaa wanakuja kupeleka madame IMAX, kukula pizza kwa malls etc, weekdays tunakamua hao madame na budget ya weed na KC

Hiyo plot iko wapi

I second

Tafuta tu hao yoyote area ya TRM

So you managed to convince yourself that those rich kids were desperadoes, that they were not fucking other hoes outchea?

That was none of my business. Plus most used to spoil those girls with cash.

Brownskin meno brown mavi

I am not surprised. I didn’t expect much from you guy.

Wewe unakaa peasant mashida mob sana. Kazi ni kukula matapiko ya wanaume wenzako. Si hata urushie mboch lugha hapo kwa ploti atleast ujisifu uliingiza dame si chokora box.

Nitahamia uko lightskin. Si bedsitter pia inakubalika?

Kumanyoko tombwaaaaaaaaaaaa

:D:D:D umenimalisa

More like wanapea ngombe chakula nawasaidia kukamua. I don’t think its good kuita wasichana matapiko…maybe nilikamua sister yako…ni matapiko pia?

hapo tunakubaliana 100 paracent. this ooo’s ain’t loyal.

Ukimsalimia siku ako na nyege na ndume yake iko mbali itakam in one week anafanya hesabu ya haraka haraka…anakupea na mnakubaliana mcheze chini

fantastic, so you extrapolate from your fake story and decide all of them are bad?
Also, guys like you are funny. Real men don’t follow their women around about if she’s sleeping with others or not. It’s us women who are supposed to be jelly and insecure. But today we have mifano of men

But as a man how go you live everyday with the thought that some other dude treats your girl na wewe ni kukamua? si basic nyinyi wote wawili na huyo dem mko na chali?
Boss Kuala na ka ego kadogo kama mwanaume

My fren coomer apana tambua ego.

In another world a rich kid is narrating how he ferks Quanstrom’s mbitch on the weekends…

His girl, not mine. Kwangu ni friends only and neighbours not girlfriend. Ego inaingililia kama ni dame yangu anakamuliwa na sonko, sio kama ni mimi nakamulia masonko wasichana wao.